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Cheney Involved In Burress Shooting
fantasyhumor.com - 12/1/2008
Cheney Involved In Burress Shooting
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Investigation suggests Cheney shot Burress, and it stands to reason. What do you think?
Mayor Bloomberg fuming over Plaxico shooting: Throw the book at him
nydailynews.com - 12/1/2008
Mayor Bloomberg fuming over Plaxico shooting: Throw the book at him
— nydailynews.com — DAILY NEWS CITY HALL BUREAU Monday, December 1st 2008, 2:28 PM A fuming Mayor Bloomberg said Monday he wants Giants player Plaxico Burress prosecuted "to the fullest extent of the law" for accidentally shooting himself in his leg with an illegal ... (more) Mayor Bloomberg fuming over Plaxico shooting: Throw the ...

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New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress turns himself in to police
sports.espn.go.com - 12/1/2008
New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress turns himself in to police
— sports.espn.go.com — Burress timeline •Oct. 5: Suspended for game against the Seahawks and fined $117.5K after missing a team meeting for "family issues," which he said included having to pick his son up from school. •Oct. 24: Fined total of $45K for three violations and ... (more) New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress turns himself ...

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Other Athletes Who Have Shot Themselves in the Foot
blog.ingamenow.com - 12/1/2008
Other Athletes Who Have Shot Themselves in the Foot
— blog.ingamenow.com — Now that Plaxico Burress has written the latest chapter of “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong”, he has insured a legendary ranking among the dumbest shootings ever. This of course presents a perfect excuse to review which athletes have significantly shot themselves in the foot in recent history: (more) Other Athletes Who Have Shot Themselves in the Foot

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Bugs & Cranks — ... Predictions from 1981 of what baseball would be like in the year 2000. [wezen-ball via shysterball/HARDBALLtimes] Did Lou Piniella run Kerry Wood out of Wrigleyville? [zonerSPORTS] What’s worse than a lying cheating whore? Joel Sherman says an ungrateful lying cheating whore like Andy Pettitte. [nyPOST via shyster/HARDBALL] Plaxico could’ve gone with the old, “Cheney shot me” excuse. [fantasyHUMOR]

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