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Monday Night Football Live-Blog: Titans vs. Saints 2nd Quarter
Published 9/25/2007 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... "Tony: They're not supposed to score, they're not supposed to throw and score...how the hell do you want them to score you bald-headed prick?"- Dr. C ...

Monday Night Football Live-Blog: Titans vs. Saints 4th Quarter
Published 9/25/2007 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... "Hollywood, T.K. is suffering from exhaustion much like the asian guy who died playing internet games in china for 3 days straight...look at the symptoms: he's imaging espn co-workers are doctors, he's not able to speak on a consistent basis during breaks, it's obvious...he needs to stop applying for free samples of propecia, my office kicked him out 2 years ago"- Dr. C ...

CBS Bears vs. Lions Preview
Published 9/29/2007 by admin at Bear Goggles | A Blog For Chicago Bears Fans
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THE TORONTO BILLS: WHY IT WOULD WORK
Published 10/18/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
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Chris Mortensen Reports That Neither Jets Or Bengals Will Win This Weekend Even Though They're Playing Each Oher
Published 10/19/2007 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
That's right. MC from Chicago Bull shows us that the genius behind the Manning injury report has another report for you. Neither the New York Jets or the Cincinnati Bengals will win when they play this weekend. And it won't even be a tie! Your winner? ...

NO BE-LITTLE-ING THESE FEATS
Published 10/22/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
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SOMETHING STINKS IN HAPPY VALLEY
Published 10/23/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
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WORLD SERIES GAME FOUR LIVE BLOG
Published 10/28/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
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CITIES THAT MIGHT COME DOWN IF THEIR TEAM WINS A CHAMPIONSHIP
Published 10/29/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
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THE DODGERS ARE SCREWED NEXT YEAR
Published 10/30/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
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SIDESHOW ALLEY: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LEBRON
Published 11/5/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
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SIDESHOW ALLEY: OHIO STATE IS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG
Published 11/12/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Dr. C, Chicago Bull OHIO STATE GOES DOWN, THEN CRIES ABOUT IT: I hate Ohio State with a passion. I didn't go to Illinois or Michigan, but I didn't have to develop my hatred for the Scarlett and Gray. So what did the football team do after losing to a better Illinois team? Cry about it and try to fight like bitches. What else you would expect from such a prestigious university that graduates only 55% of its athletes. Did you see LSU go after Kentucky when they lost? How about USC in overtime ...

My Brain Says Contest: Saved by the Bell
Published 11/13/2007 by StegoSaurus at My Brain Says Rage
Well our contest is now officially off and running as Noce from ChicagoBull submitted this hilarious take on "Saved by the Bell." Our contest to rewrite famous sitcomes is open to all readers. If you need a refresher on the rules you can find them ...

BEYOND THE ARC: ANOTHER MARCH BRACKET?
Published 11/15/2007 by Noce at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Noce, Chicago Bull When it comes to Men's College Basketball, the phrase "less is more" doesn't apply, especially during the month of March. ESPN reported today that The Gazelle Group, which promotes many preseason NCAA tournaments, has introduced plans for a March tournament that will compete with the National Invitation Tournament for teams who weren't invited into the NCAA Tournament. This virtually assures all 113 Division I teams a spot in some form of playoff, and it gives fans one more bracket to fill out. Personally, I ...

SIDESHOW ALLEY: AN OPEN LETTER TO JENNIFER WALCOTT
Published 11/19/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Dr. C, Chicago Bull Jennifer Walcott, what do you see in Adam Archuleta? Is his terrible tackling a term of endearment to you? Do you think it's cute when he gets his ankles broken every other play? What makes you stay with this ass clown? I have a few assumptions that I would like to determine based off of what I have seen as your personal preferences. 1. You wear the pants in your relationships. Could you easily send a line to Purple Jesus when the Bears are in Minnesota soon? Sure. You could have him take ...

BEYOND THE ARC: FIGHTING ILLINI FIESTA
Published 11/20/2007 by Noce at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Noce, Chicago Bull Poised for a potential BCS bowl game after going 9-3 this season including an upset of then #1 Ohio State in Columbus, Ohio, Illinois alumni and college football fans alike must be asking the same collective question: Is there anything Ron Zook can't do? Recruiting: Zook. Coaching: Zook. Limitless Bicep curls: Zook. 2007 Big Ten Coach of the Year: Zook. The Zooker was in Park Ridge, Illinois Monday night where he received the Dave McClain Big Ten Coach of the year award by ...

SIDESHOW ALLEY: BRUCE SMITH IS A FAN OF DAVID PUDDY
Published 11/26/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Dr. C, Chicago Bull BRUCE SMITH EMULATES DAVID PUDDY: I'm not sure if anyone happened to catch some highlights from Saturday's game between Virginia and Virginia Tech, but two things made me pause for thought: Number 1: Why was Virginia honoring Bruce Smith, a VT alumnus? That to me would be like the Bears honoring Brett Favre in their next game coming up, despite the fact that Brett is still playing. Do you think Auburn would celebrate the college career of Bear Bryant? Hell, no. But what stunned me more ...

BEYOND THE ARC: THE BIG TEN IS OFFENSIVELY CHALLENGED
Published 11/29/2007 by Noce at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Noce, Chicago Bull After watching Illinois fall to Maryland in what pretty much was an exercise in futile offense, I started wondering why Big Ten basketball teams never match up well against the ACC. Is it because they have three new coaches trying to rebuild disheveled programs? That may be part of it, as Iowa, Minnesota and Michigan all lost with first year coaches Todd Lickliter, Tubby Smith and John Beilein, respectively. That can't be the only reason though, because even if they only lost those three games, the Big Ten still ...

SIDESHOW ALLEY: THE BCS SELECTION SHOW SUCKS
Published 12/3/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Dr. C, Chicago Bull Did you want to punch your cousin's kid in his cleft lip last night while watching the BCS Selection show on FOX like I did? It appears in their growing attempt to hump every single penny out of advertisers, FOX has taken what used to be a decent amount time to find out who'll be playing in the BCS bowls to absolutely ridiculous. For the first fifteen minutes of the show, all I knew was that Hawaii will be playing in the Sugar Bowl. That's it. To apparently build my excitement (or lack there of), I get a terrible ...

HOUSE OF MIRRORS: HOWARD VS JAMES
Published 12/5/2007 by With Malice at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
... but class, maturity and game since coming to The Association but if I can pencil a guy in for 25 points and 12 boards a game for the next decade I'm good....Howard's got the added component of being a monster on the defensive end. Ultimately, it comes down to how you want to build a team. Lebron is a pretty good "consolation prize" but if I've got the choice I'll build around Howard and make the rest of the league afraid to drive the lane... Noce – Chicago Bull The obvious choice would be to build around LeBron because of his amazing ...

BEYOND THE ARC: FIVE REASONS '08 LOOKS GREAT
Published 12/5/2007 by Noce at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Noce, Chicago Bull College basketball is all about the next great talent. This year we have been amazed by freshmen Eric Gordon, Michael Beasley and O.J Mayo. Each player has come out and dazzled fans and scouts alike with their supreme abilities to score and strive amongst older "seasoned" players. It seems that experience is not as much of a blessing in college basketball as it is a curse. If you don't have the skills to get in and get out as fast as possible, you might not ever make it to the next level. If I had to ...

WHERE YOU AT HINRICH?
Published 12/6/2007 by Noce at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Noce, Chicago Bull 17 minutes, 0-3 FG, 0-2 3P, 0-0 FT, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 1 TO, 1 AST, 0 PTS. Man, at $11,250,000 a year you'd think the Bulls would be able to squeeze a little more out of their veteran point guard. Hinrich played one of the worst games in his four-year career last night against the Charlotte Bobcats, and that seems to be a recurring theme with him this year as he leads the Bulls into mediocrity. Up to this point I have always been a staunch Hinrich supporter, even after watching him commit a seemingly ...

SIDESHOW ALLEY: BRYANT GUMBEL IS AMAZING...LY TERRIBLE
Published 12/10/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Dr. C, Chicago Bull What's been worse this year; the Thursday night schedule of games thus far (outside of GB-DAL), or the three hours every week listening to Bryant Gumbel? After getting bad reviews everywhere in various media, Gumbel admitted he didn't have a good year in the broadcast booth last season. So I ask you, what has changed? He sounds exactly the same; little quips here and there. Why doesn't he listen to his brother call a game? Greg Gumbel sounds excited when calling games. He provides a decent listen, and ...

BEYOND THE ARC: SHOT FOR SHOT -- NBA STYLE
Published 12/12/2007 by Noce at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Noce, Chicago Bull My friend, and ChicagoBull partner, Dr. C and I have been sitting on this story, waiting for just the right time to bust it out. We've always thought it would be funny to compare NBA players and their personalities to shots. It makes watching a Knicks/Heat game a little more fun when you can project David Lee's favorite shot is definitely the "Alabama Slammer". While there are some pretty easy ones (AK47 - Sasha Vodka), there also could be creative and sometimes downright nasty shots. You could ...

EC's MITCHELL REPORT FANTASY LEAGUE
Published 12/12/2007 by Simon at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
... Dr. C: Brady Anderson, Mark Prior, Luis Gonzalez, Juan Gonzalez, Larry Walker - A very good list. Brady and Luis hit 50 homers after having no power early in their careers. Coincidence? Probably not. ...

Create The Caption #132
Published 12/14/2007 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... missing right nut as The Departed."- G-Money (So Wrong, but so funny) "America, you like apples? DO..YOU...LIKE...APPLES? I got Lance Armstrong's numbah, how do you like THEM apples?"- Anon "You know, Lance, this is never gonna work. I mean, we don't have a hip 21st century combo name like Bennifer - Mance? Latt? Damrong?! I give up!"- Anon Lance: Did you see where Mary-Kate went? Matt: MATT DA-MON - Dr. C ________________________________________ Are you funny enough to create a ...

EC'S MITCHELL REPORT FANTASY LEAGUE RECAP
Published 12/14/2007 by Simon at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
... and not from their own clubhouse attendees. What kind of loyalty is that? And apparently Mike Cameron just likes greenies. Simon: Ivan Rodriguez, Nomar Garciaparra, Jay Payton, Jeff Bagwell, Sammy Sosa What the hell? All these guys roided. Sammy got his from the DR so he had nothing against him and the rest, who knows? The stab of Jay Payton was basically the one wrong Met from the 2000s. Todd Hundley was such an easy choice, I'm an idiot. Noce's Waiver Wire Picks: Dante Bichette, Dontrelle Willis, Todd Helton, Jim Edmonds, Raul ...

SIDESHOW ALLEY: LANCE BRIGGS WILL IMPREGNANT YOU THEN LEAVE
Published 12/17/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Dr. C, Chicago Bull BRIGGS IS ACCUSED OF NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT: On the cover of the Chicago Sun-Times today is a picture of his baby's mama, 21 yr. old Brittini Tribbett (who looks more like she's 42), who claims that the Linebacker/Extreme Stunt Driver has only provided her with $250 bucks per week for the past couple months (out of his $7.5 mil salary this year). This has her sharing her room with her baby at her mom's house while Lance is out pulling repeat performances, as two more women are now claiming ...

JOHN PAXSON: ACE OF TRADES?
Published 12/18/2007 by Noce at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Noce, Chicago Bull With the Bulls hosting a surprisingly good Lakers team tonight it would be very easy to rehash all the old Kobe trade rumors and whine about John Paxson's reluctance to break up his "core" of young talent. It would be easy to place the blame on the Bulls' slow start on any number of factors, including: 21 games of Kirk Hinrich's inconsistent play, 274 personal fouls committed by Hinrich this season (10th overall), two contract extension problems in Luol Deng and Ben Gordon, one poor job by coach Scott ...

FIRING SCOTT SKILES SOLVES NOTHING
Published 12/24/2007 by Dr. C at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
by Dr. C, Chicago Bull Scott Skiles can't stop Kirk Hinrich from his stupid fouls. He can't make Gordon hit jumpers, or make Deng take more control of games when he gets lost on the court. He can't make Tyrus Thomas give a shit. He did make Wallace go without a headband, or at least for a season. But for all the things he couldn't do, Scott Skiles has been fired from the 9-16 lifeless Bulls. And guess what? They're still going to be lifeless when they go to San Antonio on Wednesday. They're still going to have their usual terrible quarter with 23% ...

THE CARNIES' FAVES OF 2007 FROM THEIR OWN DOMAINS
Published 1/1/2008 by DCScrap at Epic Carnival - Pop Culture, Sports, Celebrities, Babes, Rumors, Innuendo
... Chief, Ren McCormack, Fat Willard, Hugging Harold Reynolds Headline: Clemens Took It in the Butt Chris Richardson, Intentional Foul Is Lance Briggs A Deadbeat Baby Daddy? Davey, Blown Coverage These are my readers DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool Perspective Don, With Malice... Letter From An Anonymous NBA Star Dr. C, Chicago Bull 24 - Brian Griese Is Jack Bauer dswinder, Sons of Sam ...

Create The Caption #157
Published 2/1/2008 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... "The guy on the left looks David Duchovny disguised as a college kid...people will do anything for a chance to sleep with EA."- Noce ...

Weekend Standup: Mitch Hedberg
Published 2/22/2008 by theoriginaljd at Six Pack Sports Report
The great Dr. C from Chicago Bull requested Mitch Hedberg for Weekend Standup and if you ask you shall receive. Mitch is possibly the funniest man ever and he will be missed. ...

Cavaliers Preview Game #60
Published 3/2/2008 by RockKing at WaitingForNextYear
... Keep an eye out, too, on Delonte West who is coming off back to back solid games. He and LeBron are starting to develop a great sense of chemistry with each other, and it has translated into an improved running game. With West at the point, LeBron has become even more of an explosive threat in the open court. With the Bulls recent struggles on defense, this could be another key to this game. Vegas Line Cleveland -5 Over/Under 195.5 From The Outside Looking In Blog-A-Bull Chicago Bull Tremendous Upside Potential Bull Riding Bulls Central Print ...

Create The Caption #179
Published 3/5/2008 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... "Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times"- Dr. C ...

Let's Stop Living in the Past, Chicago
Published 4/22/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
[image] You may remember a few weeks ago when we held a little contest here at Foul Balls for the NCAA tournament. We had a pool where readers were free to enter, with the winner of the pool winning the right to write a free post here. Well, Dr. C of Chicago Bull won the pool , and he got his free post. Here it is. Before I take you through my little spiel here (he's a big dumb animal, folks); I would like to thank the Rockchalk Jayhawks for propelling me to victory to write on "Fornelli Fantasyland" also known as Foul Balls. For those of you who don't know me (and judging from the Sitemeter, you ...

Interlude: Plan to win
Published 8/21/2008 by DCScrap (noreply@blogger.com) at on 205th magazine: Stuff Guys Like. [Pop Culture For Men]
... cars damaged in transporter fire NASCAR: Seven members of Joe Gibbs Racing suspended OLYMPICS: Harsh conditions cited during Olympic rehearsals NBA: Banners to stay in Seattle as part of settlement CFB: NCAA bans horse-collar tackle from college game NFL: Fifth co-defendant seeks delay of O.J. Simpson trial NFL: Culpepper says he is healthy and waiting for a call NFL: Favre asking for reduction in playbook on 205th recommends: CHICAGO BULL [image] Posted (CT) at 12:30 PM [image] Similar Topics: ...

Iron Ref Round 9
Published 29 days ago by noreply@blogger.com (the chief) at Hugging Harold Reynolds
Round 9 of HHR's Iron Ref kicks off with three new fresh contestants. This week's secret ingredient is: DIVINE INTERVENTION Submissions will be posted and voting begins Wednesday morning. The Russianator is neither Russian nor an "ator." By ...

Game On: Iron Ref - Divine Intervention
Published 27 days ago by noreply@blogger.com (the chief) at Hugging Harold Reynolds
Welcome to Round 9 of HHR's Iron Ref. We've got a tasty batch of goodness for you this week so let's get right in. Remember to vote for one of these dishes in the comments! This Week's Secret Ingredient: DIVINE INTERVENTION ------------------------------------------- Dr. C It was what you would usually suspect for a January Sunday in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Temps barely holding above zero with winds whipping about. The type of day where if you're a Packer fan, you expect to stay in and drink PBR watching the Pack unless you had tickets to heaven on earth for any ...

Thank You
Published 25 days ago by Russianator (noreply@blogger.com) at Three Idiots on Sports
A hearty thank you to all the cuse bloggers and friends who helped me win a George Bush-Al Gore style victory over at Hugging Harold Reynolds Iron Ref competition. When I was told of the tie, I threatened to send an armada of lawyers to Hugging ...