Choose Your Own FanHouse Adventure: Chronicles of Stephon Marbury

• missgossip

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  you really have to keep going back to make sure you try all the options -- there is a ton of hilarious stuff in there!

  Posted 11/22/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • tziller

    +3

    I highly recommend fighting Isiah. The author may have been on acid. (Just kidding. I think.)

    Posted 11/22/2007 [reply] [flag]

    • Jason

      +3

      Whatever you guys were taking, it worked.  My favorite was the cult track.

      Posted 11/22/2007 [reply] [flag]

• Zorgon

  +3

  I had hella fun with this.

  *SPOILERS BELOW* 

  My first option was going to the Celtics. So, I'm basically a failure. Personally, I think joining the team with good 'ol Nikoloz was the best route. You get to be a great player, a gret coach, and a great self-help...person. The worst route, however, was selling wine. This should be an obvious one. The one with the most to be desired is the film one. What happenes afterwards?

   *SPOILERS END HERE*

   Anyway, I think this is your best article (at least that I've read) to date, TZiller.

  Posted 11/23/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • tziller

    +2

    Shoals, Brett Edwards and Howie had much of the brilliant stuff, and Gossip put it all together. Team effort!

    Posted 11/23/2007 [reply] [flag]

• mister

  +2

  Now that is art.

  Posted 11/23/2007 [reply] [flag]

• chone

  +5

  The film homage to Barney Gumbel was pretty awesome, who put that together?

  Posted 11/23/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • TheHype

    +4

    Shoals and Ziller were on another level with this ish, I'm just glad my little cartoon video made the cut (thisclose to doing Football In The Nuts) Thanks for the compliments chone!

    Posted 11/23/2007 [reply] [flag]

    • Jason

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      Pukahontas!  I missed that the first time around--well done.

      Posted 11/23/2007 [reply] [flag]

    • tykeenan

      +6

      Howie's video had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.

      Posted 11/23/2007 [reply] [flag]

• Erin

  +2

  Awesome work all around! If there's a FanHouse Classics tag, you should put it on this one.

  Posted 11/23/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Free Justin Williams
Published 11/22/2007 by TZ <info@sactownroyalty.com> at Sactown Royalty: Front Page Posts
... Spencer Hawes (and we saw why last night -- 12 points in 20 minutes on a variety of smooth moves), but Williams is almost necessary, especially in the second quarter of games. He should be in when all the backups are in -- backups miss more (especially Sacramento's bench), and Williams is a stud offensive rebounder. Let him help you. Otherwise, godspeed to the Artest family and Happy Thanksgiving. (And if you'd like to see what dominated my attention the last few days, enjoy The Chronicles of Starbury.)

When You Can't Handle Any More Cranberry Sauce
Published 11/22/2007 by Hot Shit College Student at Thank You Isiah
They definitely enjoyed Tom Ziller's "Choose Your Own FanHouse Adventure: Chronicles of Stephon Marbury."

A Star(bury) Is Burns
Published 11/22/2007 by TheHype at NBA Basketball and Other Unrelatedness
... | Whilst I am still a little pressed on “real” “life” projects (no fucking consideration for my blogs eh? bastards!). Here are some things I have done elsewhere which might be of interest:– Thanks to the MLB geniuses over at the FanHouse a couple weeks back for introducing this, we have the CHRONIC(what!)CLES of Marbury . My entry is deep in the ...

Who Basted Isiah? [Blogdome]
Published 11/23/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
• This is why we couldn't eat turkey yesterday. [The Sports Hernia] • The Bulls' awful start shouldn't seem that unusual. [Indignant Online] • Lou Holtz, all up in Toledo's grill. [Futon Report] • The Fanhouse does the Choose Your Own Adventure thing with Stephon Marbury. [The Fanhouse] • The return of George Mason. [Sports Lounge Blog] • An excellent ArmchairGM author could use your help. [ArmchairGM] ...

Monday Swamp Rabbits
Published 11/26/2007 by Seth at Posting and Toasting: Front Page Posts
... way. Your game thread will be up later, and this time I'll be watching and recapping just like I'm supposed to be. For now, let's see some links... Henry Abbott found this article on fixing the Knicks without making moves. It's worth a read, but I can't advocate anything that suggests starting David Lee and Jared Jeffries. This is a couple days old, but my SB Nation comrade, Tom Ziller posted a "Choose Your Own Adventure" featuring Stephon Marbury, and it's hilarious. Swamp rabbits sound scary, but they're ...

Sunday Afternoon Quarterback: Giving Thanks to Darren McFadden
Published 11/28/2007 by David Williams at Bleacher Report
... Choose your own adventure with Starbury.  Where you are Starbury and can end up in an Italian vineyard selling cheap $5 bottles of wine or get cut from the Knicks for dressing up as Eddy Curry in a fat suit. ...

Sunday Afternoon Quarterback: Giving Thanks to Darren McFadden
Published 11/28/2007 by David Williams at Bleacher Report
... Choose your own adventure with Starbury...where you're Starbury and can end up in an Italian vineyard selling $5 bottles of wine or get cut from the Knicks for dressing up as Eddy Curry in a fat suit. ...