Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help [Chris Berman]

Berman Has Propensity To Reference A Certain Deity
SPORTSbyBROOKS — It’s official, DEADSPIN has the video find of the century: Chris Berman explodes at the production staff during an on-air break (in their defense, they were obviously a little over excited in working with the best the biz has to offer). Apparently the video was recorded in 1999. The audio alone would be worth more than a Vladimir Putin judo lesson. For those of you with no audio, the transcript of Berman’s 81-second rant is after the jump. (more…) ...

Chris Berman Goes Crazy On His ESPN Staff
FanIQ Blog — ... Deadspin provides us some comedy gold. Chris Berman goes postal on his staff for apparently moving while he's talking. JESUS, this is funny. ...

You're With Me, Jesus
The Battle of Alberta — ... Not hockey related, but I just had to share. Via Deadspin. Haven't we all had days like this? I know I have. Glove tap to Muhly for the link.

Links: Why Portland Needs Jason Kidd
SLAM Online — ... than the current Blazers? (And I understand that Darius Miles is a huge question mark, but I think if put him out there with Kidd and tell him to run the floor, he’ll suddenly be a whole lot happier than he ever was before.) Jersey, meanwhile, would have an influx of guys who can run, shoot and jump. Plus Raef LaFrentz. And their team will be young enough to listen to Larry Frank without tuning him out. • Finally, if you haven’t seen this yet, you should check it out. ...

High Five
Foul Balls — ... ] I try not to link to the same blog twice, but I couldn't not link to this Chris Berman video Will got his hands on. I'll post the YouTube here, but it'll probably get taken down at some point. Oh, and it's a little NSFW, so be warned. [ Deadspin ]

The lighter side of Chris Berman
The Sports Hernia Blog — This feel-good video has definitely made it's way around today, but because we've given Chris Berman such a hard time over the past year or so, we felt it would only be fair for us to join in on the action and share the other side of the husky-voiced wing gobbler. This footage took place in between commercials, ya know, that short allotment of time where Berman isn't sweating through your TV. Chris Berman is somewhat perturbed with the help (Deadspin) ...

And you thought Blog Show guys were bad
The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL. — ... — which somehow manages to mine BDD’s genius in new and titillating ways every week — today also saw what is, without a doubt, the greatest Chris Berman video in the history of everything. ...

It's Basketball Night In South Bend: Providence at Notre Dame - ESPN2
Rakes Of Mallow — ... If nothing in that lists excites you, I can only suggest watching Chris Berman melt down, which might be the greatest video ever. Reaction after the game.

ESPN's Chris Berman Is Sorry to Explode
FanHouse — Filed under: NFL Media Watch, ESPNYou may have already seen this at Deadspin or The Big Lead or Pro Football Talk, but it's so amusing that we can't pass it up here. It's Chris Berman, thinking he's not on camera and getting furious with someone off camera. And it's very, very profane: I have no idea who Berman is mad at or why this is surfacing now when it's apparently eight years old. But it sure is funny, especially when Berman appears to calm down, says, "I'm sorry to explode like ...

Berman loses it
Toledo Newspaper » Matt Sussman — The most fantastic Chris Berman video you will see today. ◼ Deadspin

This Week's Links (1/28-2/1)
Vegas Watch — Breaking down some NHL futures odds, and some Super Bowl prop bets that are actually football related. "Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help". Very old, but worth watching. Our old friend Marty Noble, at it again. Larry Johnson advises a blogger on how to get rich. Gasaway with a great analysis of conference play thus far. How is Duke still so underrated? (I understand the answer is that they don't have anyone taller than 6'8", but still- it's the Dookies!) Scott Van Pelt is a funny ...

Chris Berman Reminds You That You Had 2 Fucking Hours to Move
Walk Off Balk — I realize this video is everywhere, but I feel it's just one of those videos that needs to put posted if you have a blog. Well here it is. If I close my eyes, it's eerily similar to how my dad used to yell at me. And my dad hates Chris Berman. Weird. Chris Berman Goes Crazy [Deadspin] ...

Chris Berman visits the Angrydome.
Sports Bastards — Chris Berman wants to know, "What in the fuck do they think I'm doin'?" I suggest you answer him, less you find yourself getting JACKED UP! by Tom Jackson. Nobody wants that, not even Boomer. JESUS Christ! /drinks Diet Coke H/T: Deadspin

Boom goes Boomer
Three Idiots on Sports — ... Deadspin with some great footage of Chris Berman absolutely losing it. FULL DISCLOSURE: your'e ok to follow the link, but don't play the video at work, Boomer drops more f-bombs than at a Dice Clay show. ...

AaronGleeman.com — ... available at the moment. We basically did a 120-minute round-table discussion of the trade and also took a bunch of calls from the audience, so it's worth checking out. My friend and Rotoworld colleague Gregg Rosenthal has been in Arizona all week blogging from the Super Bowl and passed along an amusing "with leather" moment from media day. Gregg witnessing Chris Berman work his magic in person is the perfect lead-in for this spectacularly fantastic video: ...

Chris Berman Goes Crazy
The Wiz of Odds — ... This video is quickly making the rounds in the blogosphere but credit goes to Deadspin for being the first site to post it. ESPN's Chris Berman loses it in 2000. Comes with a strong language warning.

Today's Best - 01.31.08
Garbage Points — ... 1. jesus christ berman - by now this video featuring chris berman kirking out has been linked and discussed many times over across the indernet already. and since i strive to fit in, i too will mention it. here goes: uh, chris berman kirks out, t's extremely funny. plus it features pretty much everything you could want in a tantrum: screaming, obscenities, breaking the third commandment, growing frustration, and swatting imaginary flies. the only thing that could have made this better is if at some point he asked, "do you know ...

The Morning Skate for Friday, February 1st
Four Habs Fans — Bullet points for what you missed while having nightmares of working with Chris Berman... Can someone PLEASE cover Ovie??? He is, like, the best scorer in the league you know. We defer to Alex the Gr8 for this evening, 4 G 1A and the OT winner in the Habs 5-4 loss. You know it's a big game when a hockey headline makes it to ESPN.com's front page. More later, including the complex calculations that will reveal the winner in the big threeway (predictions contest). TMS would like to take a second to thank Shmee and CapsChick for the awesomeness this ...

Daily Dump: Sheriff Warns Celebs Of Vacancy, Matt Leinart Promotes, Super Bowl On The Cheap, Deadspin Party
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football — ... tail, TOO! Have a link the masses need to see? We drop the dump every day by 9 a.m. Please have your link in by 7 a.m. at the latest. Tell your friends, enemies, mother, girlfriend and mailman. All we ask is to add us to your blog roll or drop a link for us here and there. Today’s Dump: Super Bowl trip not very fun, light Deadspin party [With Leather] Berman dropping ‘F Bombs’ on MNF set [Deadspin] Maria ...

Blog Roundup
The World of Isaac — The roundup is sponsored by Yasmine Bleeth. If you have a link you want included, email me. Show up to work on Monday or else {Busted Coverage} Chris Berman loses it {Deadspin} Interview with the Patriots #1 fan {With-Malice} Kentucky fans take out their frustrations on a 19 year old {Meaningful Collateral} The 80s Lakers say dont do drugs {FanIQ} New pics of Erin Andrews {SportsbyBrooks}

Chris Fu*%#NG Berman FU*%#NG Snaps on Monday Night FU*%#NG Football
JoeSportsFan.com — ... that doesn't include football and has garnered quite a reputation on the Internet as a disgusting, perverted lady's man. Needless to say, he strikes us as an egomaniac. This video confirms that fact. It also confirms that CHRIS BERMAN HAS LOST IT! HE'S GONE INSANE. CURSING AND YELLING AND VERBALLY ATTACKING HIS CREW. Video Not Safe for Work (but quite hilarious) Hat tip to The Big Lead and Deadspin

Your Friday Super Bowl roundup
Eye on Foxborough — ... ) -- Mr. Leitch makes ESPN's nightmares again. And Chris Berman kind of has a potty mouth, I must say. ( Deadspin ) -- A twisted debate over whether Tom Brady or David Ortiz matters more in Boston. ( ...

Cora To Jail, Gasol To L.A., Pats To Patent Office
SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... Jeff George. • Mike Piazza’s dad had to sadly sell off one of his family’s treasures - ownership in a strip club. • It’s a relief to draw up Osi Umenyiora in Etch-A-Sketch form. • Tom Brady’s personal barber says he did him on Tuesday. • ESPN anchor is sorry for saying “wife-beater” on-air. Chris Berman is enraged. ...

Saturday Salute To Bloggers
SOX & Dawgs — No video for y’all today but a few more links than normal, some of which do have video. Random Sox Theatre: Top 10 [Center Field] Hurry UP Already, Calendar [Yankees Chick] On a Lighter Note [Babes Love Baseball] Mets might play Marlins in Puerto Rico [The ‘Ropolitans] Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help [Deadspin] Reggie Miller Gives Men A New Term For Their Junk [Awful Announcing] Michael Wilbon - A Life-Changing Turn of Events [Washington Post ...

Odds and Ends
The Victoria Times — ... deals from the Red Sox and Yankees weren't even close to what was on the table, because if I was running a team, I wouldn't want to give up my top prospects for the chance to pay 30 million dollars a year for 7 years, especially for a pitcher, a position that generally has the most risk for injury. So, kudos, I suppose, for this deal Bill Smith. It was probably the best option in a bad situation. Now, for those of you not at work, here is Chris Berman taking the Lord's name in vain, over and over and over again . Jesus! If he gets this worked up all the time, it's just a ...

Ode To Pettite
It's Mets For Me: Off-Beat, Tangentially Relevant Mets Ruminations — ... *No high maintenance divas. Pedro hasn't really been a diva in a long time. And you can't really call Carlos Beltran a diva. ...

Josh Fields considered quitting baseball
Tremendous Upside Potential — ... That Jesus guy, he’s been a pretty popular dude lately, no? First, Chris Berman gave him a shout out (free post if you can think of what Boomer would nickname JC), and now it appears White Sox slugger of the present/future Josh Fields is a big fan as well. Such a big fan, in fact, that he considered hanging up the ole’ baseball cleats after last season. Fields spoke at the Fellowship of Christian Athletes luncheon on Wednesday, saying it was hard for him to handle the debaucherous (I'm almost positive this isn't a word) battleground that is a major league clubhouse. ...

Chris Berman Likes Wine And Dropping F-Bombs, But Mostly Dropping F-Bombs
FanIQ Blog — ... Since it's kind of slow this afternoon, I figured you'd need something that would grab your attention. This should do it. You may remember that Deadspin recently found a clip of Chris Berman going off on his MNF staff. If you thought that would be the end of it, you thought wrong. We've got three more videos for your viewing pleasure. ...

2008 Culture Bracket: Chris Berman’s Wacky Videos or Tony LaRussa’s DUI Video?
The Big Lead — ... Even though Chris Berman’s classic videos have been scrubbed away from You Tube, you can still view them over at Deadspin. But do they compare to ...

Fox Prick Alert: Bill O'Reilly
Mac Gs World — ... Check out this video as it is quite obvious Falafel Bill was prick long before his Fox News show. It is Chris Bermanesk in meltdown vulgarity. ...

Al Leiter Fails To Find A Connection Between Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson’s Friendship
Tirico Suave — ... made YES network look like the buttoned-up, boat-shoe-wearing, pricks that they are. Where’s the one fucker that has smoked a joint in the YES PR dept? Why are they even going into Snoop Dogg territory? Is Michael Kay that fresh? Unless you have the unseen footage of Joe DiMaggio’s Yankeeography — Marilyn Monroe getting a cum fiesta — then get the fuck out of my face. Here is the video of Al reciting the script (Tirico-ized ©). I might actually tune into CenterStage on June 14. That fucking pharmy-head, womanizing, diet-coke-rager is going to be there. ...

Drew Magary Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help
Kissing Suzy Kolber — ... nor the vast contributions I have made to Comcast Sports Net during my television career, a career that has spanned well over eight minutes. I have a tremendous connection with sports fans and my body of work should not be judged by a few minutes of unguarded language uttered hours ago. I’m not excusing the language used, and I will be emphasizing to the KSK workforce the importance of using appropriate language in the workplace. NOTE: Confused by this video? Go here. ShareThis

Big Daddy Drew Sympathizes With Berman, Production Assistants Are Stupid
FanHouse — ... . This incident is simply more fodder for real journalists to use to prove their case against the evils of blogs and the despicable people who write them. No member of the main stream media would ever act in such a crass manner. ...

World, Meet Big Daddy Drew
RealClearSports - Blog — ... feature on Deadsipin) decided to "out" himself, declaring to the world: "Hi, my real name is Drew Magary." The next step, obviously, was Drew giving us his best Chris Berman impression (warning: language): I wonder if this will hurt or help his candidacy for Deadspin editor. His odds were already 15-1 before this leaked. As Drew points out: if you don't "get" this, watch this.

Chris Berman Gets A Golf Test, Seems Annoying
Dogs That Chase Cars — ... DTCC / A tall fat guy that is an asshole and yells at people for no real reason. I can honestly say I never thought Berman was this tall. Could you imagine sitting next to this guy on an airplane? With his enormously loud voice, his inability to call people regular names and his linebacker size would be nearly unbearable. I think I'd rather walk in golf spikes to my destination.

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