Chris Cooley Blogs, Fred Davis Sleeps [Inauspicious Debuts]

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Chris Cooley's Job Is Safe
Published 5/4/2008 by Mustafa Redonkulous at Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos
... on the field goes down at all.No wonder Cooley isn't worried. He's already got a master plan to make sure Davis even has trouble getting to practice. Team security was sent to find Davis after he didn't show up for practice on Sunday for the final day of minicamp. It turns out he slept through practice. Very crafty, Mr. Cooley. I'm guessing chloroform or roofies. Either those or just telling him he'd wake him up on time. **Damn. Unsilent beat us to the punch over at Deadspin. You win this time...by a mile. ...

Chris Cooley’s Blog = GOAT
Published 5/5/2008 by Brinson at Brahsome - Care To Get Nice?
Nice shorts, brah. Patagonia athletic wear? This is more or less just stealing straight from Maj’s post at Deadspin, but like anyone is going to freaking notice, right? And if you do notice, I already caveated it. Plus, I’m trying not to totally F up this whole graduation thing. It already cost me Stamos’ wedding (/single tear) and I’m not trying to spend a summer returning graduation gifts and making awkward phone calls, m’kay. Anyway, point of the matter is that Chris Cooley = the balls. His latest blog post about Draft D Q&A is just flat out fucking hysterical. Some ...

Fred Davis Stays Out Late, Is Sleepy
Published 5/5/2008 by Chris Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant
... The Skins second overall pick, tight end Fred Davis, needs a new alarm clock. He overslept yesterday morning, missing the final day of the Skins first minicamp. This is a tremendous way to endear yourself to a fan base which is still trying to understand why you’re on this team (Chris Cooley attempts to explain). ...