Chris Cooley Continues to Wear Hot Pants
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Tight Little Packages: John Stockton Thinks This Is Excessive
Published 6/17/2007 at Deadspin
... Chris Cooley Continues to Wear Hot Pants [Mister Irrelevant] ...
Hail To The Skin
Published 6/17/2007 by PANGER at Foul Balls
Until today, I thought I'd put Redskins tight end Chris Cooley on my fantasy team cuz he went over the 700-yard mark for the past two seasons. But thanks to this pic (and the wisdom of Lou Piniella), I now must admit the truth: It's cuz he's dreamy. Sigh. Forget Portis, Cooley's a keeper. Thanks (I think) to Mister Irrelevant
Weekend Review Quick Notes
Published 6/18/2007 by Simon at SimonOnSports
... ~This is disgusting. ...
BLOGGAS BE TYPIN
Published 6/18/2007 by HG at YOU BEEN BLINDED
... What the hell is Chris Cooley wearing? Courtesy of Mr. Irrelevant ...
Chris Cooley Is Going to Be a Blog Star
Published 4/1/2008 by Jamie Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant
... Portis would be No. 1 with Chris Cooley not far behind. That is, if Cooley didn’t have one already.
Indeed, the big news comes via D.C. Sports Bog that Captain Chaos is a blogger. The results so far — notes from Hawaii, pics of his new dog Dale Earnhardt and, best of all, his high school highlight reel — are just OK for me, dawg, but the potential is off the charts.
Will Cooley write about his crazy hair? Short shorts? Smokin’ hot fiance? Johnny White Guy? Taking 21 shots of ...
Cooley’s Shorts Will Melt Your Face Off
Published 4/29/2008 by Jamie Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant
... they can stop now, because Capt. Chaos’ spirits are high enough to share some of his drawings. And, wouldn’t you know it, the guy’s got talent.
Follow the link for artwork depicting himself, teammate Todd Yoder and, ahem, a bikini-clad woman with an eyepatch and a pegleg. But my favorite of all has to be Cooley’s heavy metal shorts, starring every band that I imagine provides the soundtrack to his life.
Not quite as cool as the short shorts, but totally awesome nonetheless.
Reminder: ...
Cooley Is ‘Gonna Rock the Zorn Star Shirt’
Published 7/13/2008 by Jamie Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant
... 2. Zorn is more of a taskmaster than Gibbs. “My short shorts got banned. I’m a strictly Redskins-issued gear kinda guy now.” ...
To Love and Hate The Washington Redskins
Published 9/12/2008 at Stet Sports Blog
... . It’s bad enough that the one team ahead of the Redskins is the hated Dallas Cowboys, but its even worse when you look up at the arch-rivals and see a maverick owner, bonafide super stars, and national attention. All well deserved. And were it not for Washington being the sports blog center of the universe, who would care that the city has a short-shorts wearing tight end ? The bottom line is that the ‘Skins as a franchise are nothing more than a shiny receipt. There is no substance, and the style that fans do enjoy is comprised of off-field antics and Blog Show replays. The ...
