CHRIS COOLEY IS THE COOLEST MAN ALIVE

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High Five
Published 8/8/2007 by Fornelli at Foul Balls

Cooley’s Legend Grows Stronger
Published 8/8/2007 by Chris Mottram at Mr. Irrelevant

The 2007 KSK All-Meast Team
Published 2/19/2008 by Captain Caveman at Kissing Suzy Kolber
... Despite our anti-Patriots bias, we had to give it up for Kool-Aid, the man who gave us construda and begul-shitting. FB: Eh, whatever. If we could combine Lorenzo Neal's meastiness with Madison Hedgecock's name, that would be KSK's ideal fullback. WR: Larry Fitzgerald, Cardinals -- Still in search of crackers. WR: Hines Ward, Steelers -- Stirr Chlistmas Ape numbah one leceivel. TE: Chris Cooley, Redskins -- Read this. TE: Jason Witten, Cowboys -- Admitted to All-Meast Team only if he ...

DEAR CHRIS COOLEY: PLEASE BE MY FRIEND
Published 4/9/2008 at With Leather - Why, that's Satan's sports blog! With the homo-sexuals, and the nekkid women!
I had heard that Redskins tight end (note: H-back my ass) Chris Cooley had started a new blog, but I didn't really pay any attention to it (even though Cooley has a history of being awesome), probably because 80% of sports blogs are written by people in the DC area who get excited every time Gilbert Arenas farts. But no: Cooley's blog is the real deal, as evidenced by his response to a fan's question of who would win a tag team fight if Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson were paired against Cooley and his fiancée, former 'Skins cheerleader Christy.  Cooley: The tag team match ...