Chris Cooley needs a new contract, pants

• RedBaron

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  Poor guy--3 solid years in the league, and he's still getting hazed.

  Posted 6/16/2007 [reply] [flag]

• JaketheSnake

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  The last time I saw that much leg from the Redskins, Joe Theisman was getting taken off the field on a stretcher!  

  Posted 6/17/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Chris Cooley Is Gonna Get Paid
Published 6/16/2007 by Ryan Wilson at FanHouse
... at practice as a backhanded homage to Old School Joe. MDS was kind enough to spare you the visual proof but, well, you know you wanna see it . I think Brandon Lloyd's (at least I think that's Lloyd) expression says it all in that first pic. Thank you

Chris Cooley Continues to Wear Hot Pants
Published 6/16/2007 by dcsportsguy at Mr. Irrelevant
... b) he's still wearing short shorts and c)

10 Darts at the NFL Board
Published 6/17/2007 by Brian at Empty the Bench
... - Speaking of memorable off-season moments with head coaches, the Washington Redskins’ Joe Gibbs stammered with what sounded like sexually charged tension on Friday after tight end Chris Cooley arrived at mini-camp sporting the tightest rear end Gibbs could remember ever laying eyes on. Said Gibbs: “Chris is probably one of the best-trained athletes I’ve seen.” Gibbs could be heard humming ZZ Top’s “Legs” as he walked off the practice field and headed to the locker room for a long, long… long cold shower. ...

The Ball. His Groin. It Works On So Many Levels.
Published 6/17/2007 by Mustafa Redonkulous at Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos
... and Hogs Haven. Here's to 5-11!

Blog Roundup for 6-18-07
Published 6/18/2007 by tips@sportable.com at Sportable, Where Sports are a Lifestyle
... Chris Cooley Needs a New Contract, Pants [Hogs Haven]: I ran into these horrific pictures yesterday morning and around 2 AM last night, my eyes finally stopped bleeding. It’s Chris Cooley, probably the loser of a bet, rocking some really short shorts. Brandon Lloyd approves. I sure as hell don’t. ...

Redskins Wrap Training Camp and So Do We
Published 6/18/2007 by dwagner at Riggo's Rag | A Blog For Washington Redskins Fans
... .  The best take on it comes from Hogs Haven again .  All the good jokes are taken.  Just enjoy. Everyone has heard of Laron Landry s umm problems walking? ...

Because It’s Never Too Early to Learn How to Do Things Right
Published 6/19/2007 by Paul Lukas at Uni Watch
... about hockey uniform numbers. … More really disturbing Chris Cooley hot pants pics here . … Carlos Delgado went ...

City's Best: Washington DC's Top Five Athletes
Published 6/21/2007 by Unsilent Majority at FanHouse
... This city loves the H-back the way Dallas loves cokeheads. It doesn't seem to make sense to outsiders, but his popularity can be measured by the prevalence of his jersey. The hot pants might explain the jersey's presence in Dupont Circle, but I've seen it all over the Metro Area. 2. ...

Ranking the NFC Tight Ends
Published 7/11/2007 by BleedGreen <info@bleedinggreennation.com> at Bleeding Green Nation: Front Page Posts
... 5. Chris Cooley, Redskins - I like Cooley, alway have. That said, you could put him McMichael, & LJ in a hat and I think you'd be happy with whoever you got. The numbers are all comparable. One thing Cooley has against him is his fashion sense. Or lack thereof.