Chris Cooley-ooley-ooley-o Is Making All Men Look Silly [Men From Venus]

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Chris Cooley-ooley-ooley-o Is Making All Men Look Silly [Men From Venus]
Hogs Haven found this 5/22/2008 on deadspin.com [flag]
Redskin Chris Cooley's nuptials are happening this Friday, and what better way to express his joyfulness and show off his hot-ass soon-to-be wife than post a long, heartfelt story about his pending marriage at the House That Mottram Built . Here's a passage that every man headed to the altar should probably publish somewhere before the big day to earn some major lifetime leverage in the ... [link]

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Clinton Portis channels Marie Osmond
Published 5/22/2008 by Skin Patrol at Hogs Haven
... ,  he's at Deadspin, he's simply the greatest athlete in all the world right now, bar none. How were we, as Redskins fans, so uniquely blessed? Who knows, but I thank ...

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