Chris Mortensen Knows Nothing About Football And Other Highlights From Your 2008 ESPN "Celebrity" Draft!

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 Chris Mortensen Knows Nothing About Football And Other Highlights From Your 2008 ESPN "Celebrity" Draft!
Last year's ESPN Celebrity Fantasy Football challenge was so competitive that I didn't think they could do it again. I mean how do you replace such marquee names as Sean Salisbury, Mark Schlereth, Steve Young, and The Big Lead's Best Friend, Jerry O'Connell? Well I'll tell you how.... With f'ing Method Man (TICAL!), Merril Hoge, Roy Williams and Summer Sanders....That's How! Well all of those ... [link]

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Chris Mortensen's ESPN Celebrity Fantasy Football Team Sucks
Published 8/16/2008 at FanHouse
Filed under: Fantasy Football, NFL Fans, NFL Gambling(Hat tip: Awful Announcing) Ya know, I don't expect everyone to dig fantasy football. Yeah, people look at you like you're a loser when you are reading fantasy football magazines and talking aloud about your draft sleepers. I get that. Just keep going on feeling superior. Then there are those "experts" that try their hand at fantasy football and just don't get it. Take ESPN's Chris Mortensen and his ESPN.com's Celebrity Fantasy ...

Roy Williams is Extraordinarily Humble
Published 8/16/2008 at The Sporting Blog
ESPN has a celebrity fantasy football league, with top-shelf draws like Chris Mortensen and Method Man involved. Awful Announcing skewered the league's draft on Friday. Roy Williams escaped attack, though, for what should basically be an unforgiveable sin. ...

ETB’s Scribes of the NBA Interview Series - Brian Powell of Awful Announcing
Published 8/21/2008 by Brian Spencer at Empty the Bench
... so many people are attracted to her. With that said, I think her fifteen minutes are close to running out. It naturally happens on the Internet because people get bored, but more because she’s pretty boring on her own. I’ve read about fifty interviews with her and her answers never change. She really should focus on getting more in-depth interviews, like the Jon Lester one following his no-hitter. Recommended Reading at Awful Announcing: - Boy This Sure Is Heavy (SNAP!) - Chris Mortensen Knows Nothing About Football And Other Highlights From Your 2008 ESPN “Celebrity” ...

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