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Someone Get The Lysol...
Published 6/12/2008 by snoopyjode (noreply@blogger.com) at The Sidney Crosby Show
This is from TheOnion.com: Sources within the Red Wings organization confirm that goalie Chris Osgood, who is currently engaged in accompanying the Stanley Cup on a victory tour of talk shows and publicity events, has repeatedly and insistently claimed to have gotten as far as third base with hockey's championship trophy during the past week. ...When asked for comment, Osgood himself initially refused to give details. [...] Osgood told ESPN's Jim Rome when asked about his involvement with the trophy on Wednesday's Jim Rome Is Burning. "I mean, ...

News You Can Use
Published 6/12/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (kanadienkyle) at IllegalCurve.com
Memorial Cup History: 1973 According to the Onion, Chris Osgood got to third base with the Stanley Cup. Kyle Wellwood breaks his foot playing indoor soccer, doesn't roll around on the ground, said to have ruined his chances of playing with Italy. Jim Matheson answers readers questions, including the possibility of dealing Pitkanen for the #3 pick. A look ...

Osgood’s Secret
Published 6/12/2008 by Alanah at KK Hockey
... in Toronto before tonight’s fun.  Meanwhile, The Onion takes over: LOS ANGELES—Sources within the Red Wings organization confirm that goalie Chris Osgood, who is currently engaged in accompanying the Stanley Cup on a victory tour of talk shows and publicity events, has repeatedly and insistently claimed to have gotten as far as third base with hockey’s championship trophy during the past week. continued... *thanks to Jennifer for dropping us the link ...

The News Pierre McGuire Doesn't Want You To Hear
Published 6/13/2008 by Justin Megahan (noreply@blogger.com) at The Pensblog
... dress: All that obstruction, and Zetterberg couldn't shutdown that. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Pensblog [Storeblog] Stephen S began his assault on Cafepress. Some of is newest items uploaded: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: According to [The Onion], Chris Osgood has claimed to have gotten to 3rd base with the Stanley Cup. ...