Christ Does Everything - Even Football!

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Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? found this 10/13/2008 on lioninoil.blogspot.com [flag]
After rushing for 232 yards in a High School football game, is there anything Christ can't do? It's really too bad that Glouchester Catholic High School has Alex Christ, not that Jesus fellow. Still - 232 yards rushing and three touchdowns on 23 carries? He seems like a Christ we can get ... [link]

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Jesus H. Is One Helluva a Tailback
Published 10/13/2008 by Brinson at Brahsome - Care To Get Nice?
You know, it’s odd … I always assumed that Jesus Christ would be a quarterback. Certainly he could be an all world/universe tailback if he wanted, but I just assumed he would be like Michael Vick + a decent arm - Satanic qualities that inspired the murdering of pit bulls. Or something like that. Huh. Shows what I know. Via Lion with Oil ShareThis

Afternoon Blogdome: It's All Greek To Kobe [Afternoon Blogdome]
Published 10/14/2008 by Dashiell Bennett at Deadspin
... prepared to offer Mamba $83 million dollars over three years, plus an all-inclusive villa and a private boat. They will also consider hiring another basketball player to play the second half of games for him. [SbB] • Who's House?: Fred Smoot gives a tour of his crib. Believe it or not? Two solariums! [DC Sports Blog] • That's all?: "Christ runs for 232 yards in victory." Of course, it's a Catholic School. [Lion in Oil] • Some losses are harder than others: Take heart, ...

CHRIST IS TOUGH ON THE GRIDIRON
Published 10/14/2008 by Matt at With Leather - Why, that's Satan's sports blog! With the homo-sexuals, and the nekkid women!
Over the weekend, Christ was risen… to the tops of teammates shoulders after scoring three touchdowns in a New Jersey high school football game (via Lion in Oil): Yeah, Christ in New Jersey.  Hey, it’s pretty much the Palestine of America. In other holy running back news, Purple Jesus ran for 111 yards in the Vikings’ narrow victory over the Lions, but it was actually one of the worst performances by any NFL running back on Sunday, according to science.  Further proof that ...

The Morning Tailgate
Published 10/15/2008 by The JoeSportsFan Staff at JoeSportsFan.com
... - who wasn’t too pleased with the amount of Dane Cook commercials during the MLB playoffs. 365 days later, Frank Caliendo is hinging on Dane Cook status. He’s not there yet, but he’s narrowing in.###MORE### Lou Holtz, ESPN - Even though his heart is about to beat out of his chest, Lou Holtz doesn’t regret popping three viagras 20 minutes ago. The headline says it all. We would love to add something, but we’ll just let Gloucester Times ...