Clark Kellogg Fills Out Safe, Boring Brackets

CBS's Clark Kellogg goes 4-for-Final Four

Posted 3/31/2008 on Watchdog

Good CBS: Analyst Clark Kellogg nailed the Final Four on Selection Sunday when he picked all four No. 1 seeds. “We look to the Final Four now. I'm interested in seeing all number one seeds," he said that night. "I think UCLA is terrific, Final Four experience the last two years, Memphis, Elite Eight experience, Kansas terrific balance, North Carolina terrific balance and firepower. I think ...

Chalk City

Posted 3/30/2008 on Rush the Court

It looks like Clark Kellogg will have bragging rights over the CBS Sports studio for the next week as for the first time in the 64+ team era the Final 4 will be composed of all #1s. In the end all four of these #1 seeds definitely seemed to be the best teams in their region. East : UNC absolutely dominated every game they played. Louisville made it close for a little bit in the 2nd ...

Clark Kellogg Reinvents the English Language Daily

Posted 3/30/2008 on The Sporting Blog

By Will Brinson It seems appropriate, as we near the end of the tournament and my boy CK's prediction of four number one seeds in San Antonio comes closer to fruition, that we highlight what is sure to become a sweet chunk of vernacular for generations to come. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you: “ipoddish”. Again, it stems from the Latin “ipod” which means something about being ...

All Your Questions About Clark Kellogg Answered

Posted 3/30/2008 on The Sporting Blog

By Will Brinson I wondered early in the tournament why Clark Kellogg looked so "ashy". And now, I may have my answer*. Baking soda. Actually, the only thing that got confirmed was my belief that everyone on the CBS set thinks Kellogg is a goof. And that was locked in by the fantastic Gumble eye roll after the ridiculous baking soda analogy. Oh, and by the fact that he referred ...

CBS’ Seth Davis Is King of the Neg-Burn

Posted 3/29/2008 on Mr. Irrelevant

In this country there is problem, and that problem is the Neg-Burn (or Negative Sideburn). The late-20th century epidemic is diminishing but still widespread in the deep south and midwest, and its peoples have a champion in smarmy CBS analyst and master Clark Kellogg debater Seth Davis. If you don’t see a problem there, you may have one yourself and should probably consult Joe ...

Clark Kellogg and Seth Davis make me feel unhappy

Posted 3/26/2008 on The Dagger

On the last day of rest before college basketball resumes 100% control of my life, I wanted to send a few words of appreciation to ESPN.  They're so omnipresent, it's easy to take the Worldwide Leader for granted sometimes, but if there's anything that can bring the quality of their work into a better focus, it's four straight days of Clark Kellogg and Seth Davis. Greg ...

Wazzu Win Over Irish Was Predictable, I'm Not So Sure About UNC

Posted 3/24/2008 on Enjoy the Enjoyment

Apparently both Clark Kellogg and Seth Davis of CBS picked Notre Dame to upset Wazzu, which just shows you how utterly clueless national broadcasters are about the Pac-10. Anyone who'd seen Wazzu play even a few times this season would've known that a team of unathletic gunners like the Irish would have no chance against the Cougs. Wazzu feasts on teams who rely on defensive breakdowns to get ...