Clemens eyes Astros — for retirement job - Baseball - MSNBC.com
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Fat Willard reads (between) the headlines
Published 11/9/2007 by Fat Willard at Hugging Harold Reynolds
Lindros announces retirement (and that he refuses to play for the Nordiques this season and fish have feelings like people) (Let this be a lesson to you kids about the dangers of concussions) Clemens eyes Astros — for (next fake) retirement (hand)job McNabb says he's 'not fully to blame' for 3-5 (Reid and crack head kids are partly responsible) Dodgers introduce Torre after 'whirlwind' ride (on Ventura Freeway with the top down and the wind gusting through our hair like high school seniors on the last day ...
Roger Clemens would make an excellent Jesus
Published 11/15/2007 by Bleacher Bloggers at Bleacher Bloggers - The Best of the Sports Blogs
... In a move that may signal the end of Roger Clemens’ annual retirement tradition, the Rocket reportedly began talks with the Houston Astros last Wednesday about rejoining their organization as a pitching consultant. Even if Clemens decides against consulting for the Astros, I know the 45-year old still has a lot to offer. Here are just a few new careers the on-again-off-again pitcher might want to consider: Donald Trump's Hair Clemens could easily step in as Trump's thinning mane since both are big and ugly but they get the job done. Jesus I'm not saying Clemens would be ...
Is Roger Clemens Jesus?
Published 11/15/2007 by Bleacher Bloggers at Bleacher Bloggers - The Best of the Sports Blogs
... In a move that may signal the end of Roger Clemens’ annual retirement tradition, the Rocket reportedly began talks with the Houston Astros last Wednesday about rejoining their organization as a pitching consultant. Even if Clemens decides against consulting for the Astros, I know the 45-year old still has a lot to offer. Here are just a few new careers the on-again-off-again pitcher might want to consider: Donald Trump's Hair Clemens could easily step in as Trump's thinning mane since both are big and ugly but they get the job done. Jesus I'm not saying Clemens would be ...

