CLEMENS F'D ANYTHING THAT MOVED

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In between being married and producing four offspring with names that begin with "K," Roger Clemens sank his pork-sword to the hilt into whichever homo sapiens vagina happened to be closest and least likely to run away.  After the ten-year Mindy McCready affair came to light, we realized the Rocket -- pictured here in a rare moment with his wife -- had a thing for ... [link]

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Clemens Pulls From Daly, What is this World Coming To?
Published 5/1/2008 by Shane B. at Dogs That Chase Cars
I would like to preface this analogy with the following - I'm not a big "Entourage" fan anymore, mostly because the actors are terrible and the future script's ceiling is so low oompa-loompas would have to duck, but I think this line works. ...

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