Clinic: have vasectomy, watch NCAA hoops

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Last updated March 9, 2008 1:54 a.m. PT Clinic: have vasectomy, watch NCAA hoops THE ASSOCIATED PRESS SPRINGFIELD, Ore. -- For guys who park in front of the TV during college basketball's March Madness, the Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion: Why not use that time to recover from a vasectomy? "When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big ... [link]

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Published 3/10/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... . • The ASSOCIATED PRESS cuts to the chase, as an Oregon clinic has the perfect excuse to sit around all day and watch March Madness: it’s recovery time from a vasectomy . • And for those who got their snipping done early, the ...

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From the AP : For guys who park in front of the TV during college basketball’s March Madness, the Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion: Why not use that time to recover from a vasectomy?”When March Madness approaches you need an excuse … to stay at home in front of the big screen,” the clinic’s radio ad says. “Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It’s snip city.” Institute Administrator Terry FitzPatrick said men need two to four days to ...

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