Clinton Portis Dress-Up Time Is Back

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 Clinton Portis Dress-Up Time Is Back
We have a new Clinton Portis character to add to the collection. Dan Steinberg reports at the D.C. Sports Bog that Portis showed up today as Choo-Choo. And here's what Steinberg has to say about the backstory of the Choo-Choo character: Something about him teaching Portis how to dance, and Moss how to dance, and Randle El how to dance. "I taught these boys how to dance," was the gist. A lot ... [link]

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The Redskins just made the Playoffs
Published 11/8/2007 by Skin Patrol <info@hogshaven.com> at Hogs Haven: Front Page Posts
... This story will have some legs. Until then, it suffices to say that Clinton Portis dressing up like "Choo-Choo" and acting in character definitely means we will make the playoffs this year. Story is also up at the Official Site, Mr. Irrelevant, Redskins Insider, AOL Fanhouse, and who knows where else. I'm late to the party. Bottom line is that when Clinton Portis dressed to impress back in 2005, we went to the playoffs. And we weren't sitting nearly as good as we were now at 5-3. Thanks to MDS, linked above, here's the full list of Portis ...

FanHouse: Fri AM 'MLB Buyer Beware' Edition
Published 11/9/2007 by JCN at John Clifford Ness
... is definitely over. NCAA Football: Pickin' On the Big Ten, Week 11: echnically, all seven of the Big Ten's bowl slots are spoken for. But realistically, only two things are certain at this point: Ohio State is going to a BCS game (unless, somehow, they lose to both Illinois and Michigan), and Minnesota players will be home for the holidays. As for everybody else? NFL: Clinton Portis Dress-Up Time Is Back: We have a new Clinton ...

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And jeez, took him long enough. This is Choo-Choo. Something about him teaching Portis how to dance, and Moss how to dance, and Randle El how to dance. "I taught these boys how to dance," was the gist. A lot of it was unintelligible, and involved jerky dance-like demonstrations and third person referrals to "Clinton Portis," but hey, we'll take it. More on this breaking news later.
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