Clinton Portis is Back as Choo-Choo Portis

Clinton Portis is Back

littles posted 11/8/2007 from blog.washingtonpost.com

And jeez, took him long enough. This is Choo-Choo. Something about him teaching Portis how to dance, and Moss how to dance, and Randle El how to dance. "I taught these boys how to dance," was the gist. A lot of it was unintelligible, and involved jerky dance-like demonstrations and third person referrals to "Clinton Portis," but hey, we'll take it. More on this breaking news later.

Clinton Portis Dress-Up Time Is Back

Hogs Haven found this 11/8/2007 on sports.aol.com

We have a new Clinton Portis character to add to the collection. Dan Steinberg reports at the D.C. Sports Bog that Portis showed up today as Choo-Choo. And here's what Steinberg has to say about the backstory of the Choo-Choo character: Something ...

Portis Back to Playing Dress-Up

Hogs Haven found this 11/8/2007 on misterirrelevant.com

I’m not really sure what we’re looking at here. CP calls this character “Choo Choo” and hopefully video is soon to follow. It kinda looks likes like if Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka was going to Carnival but made a pit stop ...

Clinton Portis Is Happily Weird Again [Choo Choo]

Foul Balls found this 11/8/2007 on deadspin.com

Via DC Sports Bog , which was invented for this very thing, it's Clinton Portis' newest "character." It's "Choo-Choo." We don't know what it means, and we don't care. It's like the final season of "Arrested Development;" not as inspired as the ...

Choo-Choo

FanIQ Blog found this 11/8/2007 on blog.washingtonpost.com

Choo-Choo! Last week, Rock Cartwright handed out 123 self-designed t-shirts to teammates, coaches, trainers, and so on. At the time, this was considered high comic relief. Desperate for some sort of blog item that didn't involve the word ...