Clinton Portis Is Happily Weird Again [Choo Choo]

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 Clinton Portis Is Happily Weird Again [Choo Choo]
Via DC Sports Bog , which was invented for this very thing, it's Clinton Portis' newest "character." It's "Choo-Choo." We don't know what it means, and we don't care. It's like the final season of "Arrested Development;" not as inspired as the first go-arounds, but we're all just grateful it's back, nevertheless. [link]

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High Five
Published 11/8/2007 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
A quick look around the interweb while crossing my fingers and hoping the Bulls can finally put one on the board tonight All it took was one good game, and Clinton Portis is back! [ Deadspin ] I totally had Gardner-Webb in my Final Four picks for this year. [ ...

The List: Redskins Distractions
Published 9/17/2008 by Lindsay Applebaum at D.C. Sports Bog
... , Redskins get thisclose to sending out an Amber Albert. All this, and we're only two games in! With so much more of the season to go, what else could possibly happen? Maybe... 4) Portis and Mitchell actually throw down. 5) Portis invents a new character , angers some religious/activist group. 6) Third-string quarterback Colt Brennan ...

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