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What They Are Saying About the Redskins’ Win Over the Saints
Stet Sports Blog —
... * Bonus - Before the game, Chris Cooley decided it might be a good thing to show his Johnson off to the world along with his tight end test. I’ll let you be the judge of whether he passes or not.
Skins Bonus Quotes: Nervous Nellies and Freak Outs
D.C. Sports Bog —
... a photo of his [private parts] and now it's on Deadspin ." Jim Zorn, on his first win: "It's tremendous. I don't really know how to act, but I'm very excited. I wish I could enjoy it as much as I had to endure last week for four or five days but I won't be able to. It doesn't matter. I mean, it's great. The thing that I'm most excited about is that our players believed that we could move the ball the way that we did." Demetric Evans, on tipping the ball that led to Horton's second interception: "Got a rookie a pick, now I have to see if he's got some incentives, he's got ...
COOLEY SHOWS HIMSELF
ProFootballTalk.com —
Redskins tight end Chris Cooley has endeared himself to the blogosphere by operating his own blog. Unlike many athletes who have their own web sites and aspire to fill them up with informative content on a regular basis only to do neither, Cooley has generally delivered. Most recently, he delivered a little too much. Though the post has been deleted from Cooley’s blog, the fine folks at Deadspin were able to capture the video evidence . Cooley intended to take a photo of a page from his playbook revealing the “Tight End Test” for Sunday’s game against the Saints. The only ...
Chris Cooley Doesn’t Know How To Crop Photos
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
... , had himself an unfortunate accident yesterday. You see, while posting an image of the “Tight End Test” that new coach Jim Zorn gave his team - which is hilarious in its own right - he accidentally included a brief shot his naughty bits . ...
How Chris Cooley's Privates Hit the Internet
D.C. Sports Bog —
How Chris Cooley's Privates Hit the Internet And how the Internet hit back! So anyhow, maybe you saw how a photo of Chris Cooley's most personal parts became available for mass Internet consumption yesterday. If you're like Chris Cooley's brother Tanner--the editor of ...
Interlude: Whoopsie...
Guyism » celebs —
[image] [image] Monday, September 15, 2008 Interlude: Whoopsie... NFL: Chris Cooley exposed more than his playbook NFL: L.J. sounds off after Chiefs' loss NFL: Falcons' Lawyer Milloy arrested for drunk driving NFL: Vince Young may not be starter for awhile MLB: Cano benched for lack of hustle on fielding play MLB: Target wins naming rights to new Twins stadium SOCCER: Congo soccer riot over 'witchcraft' kills 11 ELITEXC: Kimbo: I want to break his leg GOLF: A look at ESPN's Ryder Cup coverage CELEB: ...
I wish there had been more coverage on Chris Cooley
Shutdown Corner —
... included a quiz that certain Redskins players were required to take
regarding the Saints defense. He put the quiz in his lap and took a picture of
it. Normally, his brother Tanner looks things over before they go live, but in this case,
Tanner was on the road and couldn't. So Chris made the post.
Oh, and he did all of this nude. So on his website (the post has been since
removed), he ended up showing off "The Cooley Zone" in its entirety.
Deadspin
posted it yesterday, unsure if it was an accident or something Cooley did ...
Zornographic Material
postgameheroes.com —
... total offense (by comparison, the Saints had 250 as a team). Moss had three catches of 20+ yards, including the 67-yard touchdown strike. Where was this last week? Chris Cooley, after catching one ball for seven yards against the Giants, caught five times that many for ten times as many yards on Sunday, hauling in 5 for 72 yards and showing all of that bowling-ball tackle-breaking greatness that makes us all love him so much. The performance was even more impressive considering the off-the-field distractions he had to contend with. Clinton Portis, after taking a few shots at ...
This ain’t yer daddy’s NFL
MVN RSS —
... …uh, unintentional nude model. For some reason, Cooley took a photo of his weiner and posted it on the Internet. Turns out he didn’t actually intend to post a photo of his wiener on the Internet, thus becoming the first person to accidentally become an Internet sex star. I’ve always suspected that a lot of bloggers are posting in the nude and now we have some real evidence to that effect. [I can assure you, Spence at DC Pro Sports Report NEVER posts in the nude. Well, there was that one time...] Head Coach Jim Zorn isn’t too pleased. It’s not that he cares about whether or ...
The Other Playing Field
The Curly R: A Washington RedskinZ Blog —
... Before Sunday's home game against the Saints Redskins tight end Chris Cooley posted up two pages from the preparatory book coach Jim Zorn gives to his players, the content tends to reveal that players are drilled on their position as well as their opposite numbers. There was also a picture of Chris' dick. ...
Cooley Sorry Penis was Shown on His Blog
About Football —
[image] Over the weekend, the folks over at Deadspin noted that a photo posted on the blog of the Washington Redskins Chris Cooley exposed a little more of the tight end than most of us cared to see. Apparently, a page from his playbook revealing the Tight End Test for Sundays game against the New Orleans Saints was posted to the site. Problem is, that photo also captured some male nudity. An apology was issued on Tuesday : "All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no ...
Quote of the Week
JV Sports —
... This one doesn't need a lot of explanation... From Cooley's blog All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn't have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident and we regret not reviewing the post more closely. Thanks. Nicely done. ...
Cooley’s Blog Draws The Wrath of Zorn
Mr. Irrelevant —
... Chris Cooley posted a picture of his penis on his blog Sunday morning. You already know that, and there’s a good chance you saw it before the Cooley brothers took it down. (If you didn’t see it, just stop what you’re doing, pull down your pants and look south — that’s basically what you missed. Unless you’re a female, in which case just turn and ask the dude in the cube next to you to follow my previous instructions.) ...
The Weird Weekend of Chris Cooley
RealClearSports - Blog —
... after the photo was removed. "The picture wouldn't have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident, and we regret not reviewing the post more closely."
The picture in question has been taken down (I'm guessing you can find it still if you really wanted), but Cooley may not be done feeling the repercussions from his photo faux pas.
As you can see from the (safe for work) picture, he blatantly showed the “Tight Ends Test” used to prepare for the Saints. ...
Tuesday morning quarterback
MVN Outsider —
... to conclusions based on week one’s results. The Washington Redskins’ performance against the New Orleans Saints proved that, when they put it together, the ‘Skins can have a potent offense. Still, the 2008 Redskins are likely to blow both hot and cold throughout the season. Playing in the NFC B-East will suppress their numbers further. The only members of the Redskins who I see as must-starts are Clinton Portis and Chris Cooley (pictures of his hawg aside), though receiver ...
Theismann on Clinton Portis vs. Brian Mitchell
D.C. Sports Bog —
... and he said, 'You don't really know what happened down there, all you know is I was suspended, but you don't know the reasons why, and you judged me, and that was wrong.' And I said to him, 'You know what? You're right. I apologize to you.' "And this is the kind of situation you get into with Clinton and B-Mitch. I don't want to use the male vernacular so much, but you know, which one has the bigger unit. One guy's trying to say I'm a bigger whatchamacallit than you. It seems like we've seen enough of those things on Redskins blogs lately." Indeed, we have. But Theismann also ...
Your Favorite Soccer Sites
Unprofessional Foul —
EPL Talk has a post asking its readers to list their favorite soccer websites...which is a really cool idea. We have our expanding blog roll over on the right, but we are always looking for new places to get soccer news and opinion. So have at it...show us your's and maybe we'll show you ours. Our favorite blogs, we are not a bunch of Chris Cooley bloggers.
Is this 2003 all over again?
Fanster.com —
... A nationally prominent season never came. The Sun Devils stumbled out of the gate, barely getting by NAU and lowly Utah State (then featuring Chris Cooley, pre-indecent exposure ...
Five Ways to Come to Grips With the Wizards’ Soon-To-Be-Squandered Season
Stet Sports Blog —
... 2. One-up Chris Cooley and broadcast your genitals on Skype - You don’t have a morality clause in your contract, and its only bad if it gets emailed to your boss. 1. See how many Hip Hip Hoorays you can do in public before receiving a warning from authorities - I wouldn’t recommend this happening outside the realm of sobriety, but see how many times you and your friends can ...
The Tony Gonzalez Trade Buzz
Arrowhead Addict | A Kansas City Chiefs Sports Blog —
... (Dave is obviously unaware that Gonzalez had 99 catches to Chris “I Didn’t Mean To” Cooley’s 66 last year.) ...
Morning Update (Blogging in Zubaz Edition)
Arrowhead Pride —
Unlike Chris Cooley, I photoshopped my penis out of the picture before posting this.
Whoops, we missed yesterday's signing of WR Nate Hughes to the practice squad. QB/WR/Whatever Marques Hagans was released to make room.
John from Gang Green Nation has a FanPost up asking for questions abut the Jets. Head over the to participate.
When asked by the NY media if he had called veteran quarterback Vinny Testaverde yet, Herm Edwards ...
Week 9 Hot Hands and Cold Shoulders
Fantasy Football Fools —
... ’s head, despite the futility of that since he hasn’t thrown an interception all season. If I’m the Redskins, I’m going to look to abuse the fact that their starting free safety and one starting cornerback are out. Every time they play Troy Polamalu close to the line to stop the run, I’m chunking a pass to Chris Cooley, exposed with plenty of room to run. Maybe Cooley will get another touchdown. ...
Blogger Interviews: A.J. Daulerio
The Big Picture —
... the Editor of Deadspin. Life is good. Let him have it in the comments. 1. The rundown: Name: A.J. Daulerio Location: Philadelphia/New York Occupation: Deadspin Editor/Executive Chef Favorite team: Philadelphia Eagles Favorite posts(3-5): Sean Salisbury Has a Lot On His Mind Baby Mangino! A Night Out With Linda Cohn Chris Cooley Exposed More Than His Playbook There Goes My Hero: Golden ...
Vikings Player's Dong Slips Out During Postgame Speech On FOX
FanIQ Blog —
... On the plus side, at least Chris Cooley isn't the only player whose dong has accidentally been exposed to the masses this year. ...
Gotta Take a Leak on the Links? Bring a UroClub
InGameNow —
... Now you can just appear to be checking out your grip (which, technically you ARE doing), without offending the threesome of ladies about to play through. Of course, if you are anything like Chris Cooley or ...
Mr. Irrelevant’s Top 10 DC Sports Figures
Mr. Irrelevant —
... is, for my money, the best athlete blogging ever. He also caught a career-high 83 passes for a career-high 849 yards and actually showed his penis on the Internet. ...
The Marty B Apology
This is God Given —
... but now he has released his apology hoping to capitalize on the recent news. The apology isn’t bad and I agree with him that players need to be more accessible, like Chris Cooley showing his dick. I think the gay bashing may have did you in Marty, leave that to the upcoming ...
Chris Cooley, Redskins TE and exhibitionist, challenges Ovechkin to an accuracy shooting contest. ...
Second City Hockey —
... Chris Cooley, Redskins TE and exhibitionist, challenges Ovechkin to an accuracy shooting contest.
It's not really all that difficult of a challenge but I love watching just how powerful and fast his shots are - especially the 8th shot that misses and goes right through the drywall or whatever it is behind the net. It also shows just how insane you have to be to actually want to be a goalie and try to stop shots from players like him. ...
TheBaker’s Draft Anthology: Round Three
Rumors and Rants —
... Summary: Named to the Pro Bowl in 2007 after registering nine sacks from his tackle position, Dockett was vital in the Cardinals’ run to the Super Bowl last season. He’s started all but one game for Arizona since he joined them in 2004 and has 225 tackles and 19 sacks in his career. He tied Reggie White’s record with three sacks in the Super Bowl, though in a losing effort. When he’s not taking pictures of his wang, Cooley is one of the best pass catching tight ends in the league. He’s surpassed the ...
Chris Cooley Talks About His Playbook Penis Showing Incident
Total Pro Sports —
... SI.com: OK, I gotta start with the penis incident. You OK with that? [Eds. Note: For those of you who don't know, Cooley accidentally posted a picture on his blog in which he was slightly exposed.] ...
Jimmy Traina: Unplugged, unfiltered Q&A with Chris Cooley
SI.com - Extra Mustard —
... Chris Cooley, who has become a Hot Clicks staple thanks to every-guy persona, chatted with SI.com's Jimmy Traina Wednesday afternoon. SI.com : OK, I gotta start with the penis incident . You OK with that? [Eds. Note: For those of you who don't know, Cooley accidentally posted a picture on his blog in which he was slightly exposed.] Cooley : Yeah, dude, I don't care. The whole thing just sucked because obviously it was an accident. I was trying to get a blog post up and I was hurrying because I had to get to a game. My brother Tanner , who does the blog with me, always ...
Chris Cooley's Bizarro World Keeps Spinning
NBC Washington - Sports —
You never know what you're going to get from Chris Cooley . We've seen Captain Chaos flaunting his junk on his own blog. He's worn hot pants on the practice field . Even more remarkable was the fact that he married a (now former) Washington Redskins cheerleader despite wearing the short shorts in public. And now, we bring you this: Chris Cooley doing the peanut butter jelly time dance May 16 at a bat mitzvah at FedEx Field . We're really not sure yet about the circumstances behind the appearance, but we can tell you this, Stephanie's friends ...
Eye Opener – 27 October 2009
The Phoenix Pub —
... of the “Sherman Lewis playcalling era” in DC. The Redskins also lost wackjob and newly-coiffed TE Chris Cooley for the year with a broken ankle. Much more time to show your wang on the ‘net now, Chris, so win-win, I think. ...
