Coors Invests As Stock Goes Down

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What Coors you don't like America's Recent Great Hero Joey Chestnut? You disrespect all of Americans by proclaiming that Takeru Kobayashi the re-reversal of fortunator, is still the world's fastest eater. Sorry but his stock is on the down turn, arthritic jaw and all. Joey Chestnut if you run into a Coors exec and would like to ask for an endorsement deal, or would like to kick him in the ... [link]

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SAINT ANDREW'S NET: THE SILVER BULLET!
Published 7/11/2007 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for cybernetic chimpanzees
... Simon On Sports believes Coors Light disrespected Joey Chestnut.  Speaking of silver bullets, Kobayashi Meets the Wolfman would be an awesome movie.  Costarring Megan Fox, Lon Chaney IV, Maggie Q, Ernest Borgnine and, of course, Godzilla. ...

Coors Does the Un-American Thing, Signs Kobayashi to Endorsement Deal
Published 7/11/2007 by Michael David Smith at FanHouse
... Hat tip: SimonOnSports. ...

Competitive Eating: Coors Light Hates America
Published 7/11/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... Coors Light has a new ad campaign with ... a competitive eater. Unfortunately, it's Kobayashi, proving that unerring sense of timing. We're hoping that the Guinness or Red Stripe guys sign up ...

Blogger Reach-Arounds
Published 7/12/2007 by The Big Picture at The Big Picture
... 3.) That Coors commercial with Kobayashi, courtesy of SimonOnSports. Like he really drinks that piss. Sapporo all the way! ...

13 links for those not suffering from paraskevidekatriaphobia
Published 7/13/2007 by Jordi at The Serious Tip
... and disgust at the new Coors Light commercials featuring the recently defeated Takeru Kobayashi. Personally, ...

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