Chris Cooley Burns a Dead Cow, Blogs About the Experience
FanHouse —
... posted an interesting, we'll say, entry on his personal blog recently. Apparently on his land in Wyoming, the Redskins' tight end stumbled upon a cow carcass. Naturally, he and his cohorts set the already-deceased animal on fire to "get rid of it." Cooley has teased a video of the fire, but it's not yet posted. Until then, he has posted two pictures. ...
Daily Links: MMQB With a Real QB
thejetsblog.com —
Slow news days ..
Trent Green stood in for Peter King this week at SI.
The Supreme Court is taking a case on NFL apparrel licensing.
How do I put this gently? Screw it, Redskin TE Chris Cooley burned up a dead cow out on his property in Wyoming!
Shanoff's W.U.C.: Who Needs Yao? Not Rockets
The Sporting Blog —
... CFB: Because it's Lane Kiffin, it's funny. Tennessee gets a commitment from a 13-year-old player. I can see a new trend starting where young kids "commit" to programs, just to get some media attention.
Tom Hansen leaves the Pac-10 tomorrow: Good riddance to one of the biggest obstructionists to a college football playoff. Read his flimsy justifications for that here.
This Week's Meme to Watch: Chris Cooley and the Cow.
The Last Word: You have to ...
Chris Cooley Lights Cow On Fire
So Yoked - Athletes Served Sunny Side Up —
... Washington Redskins’ Chris Cooley is quite the hick. Monday on his blog the tight end wrote “we were cruising around on our new land in Wyoming the other day and we found an old dead cow. So we decided that we would get rid of it by setting it on fire. Needless to say, it was a success.” Those are the days to remember, burning an animal carcass and that sweet sweet aroma. I would have thought Cooley would skin the cow and use the hide for some ...
DMV: Baltimore’s Stealth ROY Candidate
Mr. Irrelevant —
... now 8-0 vs. Baltimore. [The Sun]
Catching up with O’s ’80s icon Floyd “Sugar Bear” Rayford. [Toy Dept.]
Scott Olsen sparkles in his return; Nats still lose to Florida 4-2. [WaPo]
Is Willie Harris really the Nats’ best, most popular player? [Lovey Land]
It was awful offense, and not the bullpen, that failed the Nats in June. [OMG]
Chris Cooley found a dead cow and set it on fire. [Chris Cooley]
Vintage vid: Skins celebrating the ‘82 NFC championship. [Hogs ...
Tuesday Morning One-Liners
ProFootballTalk.com —
... , they had money under the cap and they gave it to a guy who is a big key to season.” Redskins TE Chris Cooley dispatched with a cow carcass on his Wyoming property by dousing it in gasoline and burning it. Mark Konkol of the Chicago Sun-Times takes a look ...
Chris Cooley Sets a Dead Cow on Fire
Stet Sports Blog —
... There are plans for the video version to emerge soon, but the short of this story is that Chris Cooley found a dead cow on his property and elected to set it on fire. ...
Chris Cooley cremates a cow
Shutdown Corner —
... , but Chris Cooley is also an expert in the field of Big Dead Cow Removal. His method of choice? Gasoline, a match, and a towering inferno of burning bovine flesh. ...
Pinkies Up!!! Beetlejuice Edition
straitpinkie.com —
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Cooley Burns a Cow
NBC Washington - Sports —
... has the answer for you. You burn it. Then, apparently, you gleefully post manic pictures of the pyre on your blog . So how does a Skins tight end come to encounter a burning cow? It, as these things tend to do, ...
CHRIS COOLEY SET FIRE TO A DEAD COW
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
... internet “personality” Chris Cooley was driving around in Wyoming last week(because this is what Chris Cooley does. He doesn’t knock up recently acquainted women or handle firearms or even play Madden all day. Nope. Dude is in a truck driving around one of those square states on the map). He then encountered one of the three possible things one could encounter in Wyoming: a dead cow. The other two things, for the record, are living cows and extreme boredom. From Cooley’s blog, via ...
Daily Rubbish: June 30, 2009
Sports Rubbish —
Video of the Day: Snatch Wars (Snatch vs. Star Wars) - Language NSFW
Today’s Links:
The Real All-Time Home Run List [Zoner Sports]
Cow Fire [The Cooley Zone]
A philosophy of fandom [AZ Snakepit]
Top 10 non-MLB home plate collisions [Epic Carnival]
Coach quits team he hasn’t managed yet after death threats [Off The Post]
Dead Celebrities and Their NFL Counterparts [ ...
Chris Cooley Adds Pizzazz to Horse Burning
The Sporting Blog —
In case you missed it in late June, Redskins tight end Chris Cooley posted a few images on his blog about a dead animal (first thought to be a cow, but was actually a horse) that the Cooley boys lit on fire in an effort to dispose of it. And before you get all up in arms about animal cruelty it's evidently completely OK to do in order to prevent disease from spreading. So yeah, we're all good, right? ...
Chris Cooley Likes Making Dead Animals Explode
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
... (You can guess how this one ended.) You might recall last month, where Cooley posted a picture of a dead animal (he called it a cow, but that’s quite obviously a horse), then a violent explosion. That was just comic juxtaposition, right? That explosion looked like a bomb went off. Chris, you didn’t really make the dead horse blow up, right? Via ...
