Martellus Bennett would rather you didn't break wind, ma'am
Shutdown Corner —
... Here's a snippet from Martellus's
brave blog post at the Dallas Morning News, entitled, "Wow
Really!!": ...
MARTELLUS BENNETT THINKS YOU FARTED
With Leather —
... Martellus Bennett has just been handed a blog at the Dallas Morning News, and just one day of reading it has already blown me away. The backup tight end for the Cowboys has plenty of insight to bestow upon us. For example, Bennett answers the timeless question, ...
Discussing Owen Daniels contract extension talks
TexansChick —
... who splits opportunities with TE Jason Witten had more touchdowns than Winslow, and Bennett is nuts . ...
Martellus Bennett, The Blogger
ProFootballTalk.com —
... . This time around, Bennett is blogging for the Dallas Morning News . Though it’s not nearly as entertaining as a profane rap song, it’s . . . um . . . intriguing. Here’s a portion of his first entry, from last week: “Have you ever went on a date and ...
Martellus Bennett Has A Blog
Football Outsiders —
10 Apr 2009 Martellus Bennett Has A Blog Go read it. That's the teaser. Seriously. You won't regret it. Posted by: Bill Barnwell on 10 Apr 2009 0 comments Post new comment Your name: * E-mail: * The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly. Homepage: Subject: Comment: * Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically. Allowed HTML tags: ...
Martellus Bennett Knows His Genetic Background
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
... most athletes are boring - or want to project a boring image for PR purposes, anyway. So you get things like Brian Cardinal saying he’s full from eating . Wow. Martellus Bennett Shirtless (You think he looks just plain black. You are so very wrong.) But then there’s Martellus Bennett , and if the name sounds familiar, it’s because he’s flat-out insane. He was the one that recorded that diss track to YouTube that earned a fine from the team , then started a surreal blog with the DALLAS MORNING NEWS that ruminated on women farting . He’s moved ...
The Month In Quotes: April 2009
Football Outsiders —
... inspired "Franks and Beans" combo. "I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her beauty or call her out?" -- Marty B, with a question that will be pondered by philosophers for decades. ( Cowboys Insider Blog, Dallas Morning News ) Posted by: Vince Verhei on 01 May 2009 11 comments, ...
A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett [Deadcast]
Deadspin —
Our Deadcast guest this week is none other than Martellus Bennett: tight end for the Dallas Cowboys, expert blogger and renowned Twitter fiend. I was going to ask Marty B about trying to get playing time behind Jason Witten. I was going to ask him about the Cowboys incredible collapse against Philly in Week 17. I was going to ask him if Tony Romo will always be a choker. But I didn't. Mainly I asked him about chicken and fat women. We even played a game of "Healthy Fat or Unhealthy Fat" with famous buxom women. And frankly, that sort of ...
You will find no finer tour guide than Martellus Bennett
Shutdown Corner —
Cowboys tight end and blogging/twittering
legend Martellus Bennett has apparently taken ownership of the Cowboys new
stadium, and he'd like to take you on a tour.
Animal rights activists will be pleased to note the seats made of 100% blue
ostrich leather imported from Australia, and toilets carved out of elephant
tusk. For the rest of us, there are platinum hand rails, hot dog buns with
sesame seeds, and in the bathroom, there's a man permanently stationed there who
doesn't mind you bringing a camera in while he's ...
I kind of want to hang out with Martellus Bennett
read and react —
... Dallas Cowboys’ second-year TE Martellus Bennett has joined Chris Cooley as one of the NFL’s pre-eminent bloggers. Bennett has a ridiculous blog for the Dallas Morning News, in which he covers a myriad of topics ranging from girls farting in cars to why black people love chicken (ed. note: I wish I was kidding. Those are real posts by Bennett), and is also active ...
The VRR: These Aren't the Same Bucs the Cowboys Beat Last Year
Blogging The Boys —
... has stepped even further into the blogging world. The second-year tailback will now be the DMN's Cowboys Insider blogger. ...
