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Craigslist: The Place To Scout Talent For Your UF Themed Party
Craigslist: The Place To Scout Talent For Your UF Themed Party
Craigslist is great for a lot of things. Finding cars, jobs, furniture and now talent for your son's going away to college party . I need 4 ladies who don't mind wearing body paint for my sons going off to College Party. There will be a University of Florida theme so you will have UF football uniforms professionally airbrushed on your upper body but you will be wearing blue boy shorts. You ...
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MIND YOU: THAT’S PROFESSIONAL AIRBRUSHING THERE
EDSBS — ... This isn’t a three dollar operation lady, no under-the-bridge homeless fiesta with eight cans of sterno and a shopping cart full of Wild Irish Rose. This is a proper graduation party. And that’s not body paint slapped on your tits by some geeked-up high school senior: it’s professional airbrushing. Have some respect for art when you see it, no matter the medium, ok? My “son’s” grad party is gonna rock. What? Those weren’t finger quotes I used. Why do you ask? I need 4 ladies who don’t mind ...

The Best Way To Ensure Your Child's College Years Get Off To The Right Start [Whimsy]
Deadspin — ... One proud papa, whose son is headed off to the University of Florida, really wants his going away party to be memorable and visually stimulating for his guests. Courtesy of Sports Oasis (via ...

For Those Who Blog We Salute You - 6/14
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Taking you into the weekend...Florida style.
Gheorghe: The Blog — ... that they should have their genitalia removed via a blowtorch. I'm also well aware of what a joke Florida has become nationally because of its inhabitants. That's why I live two blocks from the beach and never, ever venture more than 20 miles inland unless I'm visiting Gainesville or Orlando (I even try to limit my Orlando trips now...It's like LA sans the whimsy...and if you replace the Mexicans with Puerto Ricans). ...

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