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Crisp Damned for Eternity, Traded to KC

Comcast SportsNet New England » Wicked Good Sports found this 11/20/2008 on bugsandcranks.com

The Boston Red Sox announced today that Coco Crisp has been flung into the deepest pits of fiery Hades traded to Kansas City for reliever Ramon Ramirez. The switch-hitting Crisp fell to his knees and shook his fists at the heavens, cursing almighty God said he looked forward to a new ...