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Cristiano Ronaldo Goes to L.A., Gets Surrounded by Morons
Cristiano Ronaldo Goes to L.A., Gets Surrounded by Morons
So Cristiano Ronaldo hobbles off to Los Angeles for the ESPY Awards, and what's the first thing he gets asked on the red carpet? When he might move there and play for the Galaxy. Sure, buddy. A guy who gets paid $240,000 a week and calls himself a slave will play in a second-rate league that gives players $5,300 bonuses for winning a million-dollar tournament and spend his free nights ...
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Cristiano Ronaldo Answers Dumb Questions At The ESPYs For The Media
FanIQ Blog — ... So, in other words, I'd expect him over here by next week. Perhaps I'm being too harsh here, and some people might counter by saying, hey, following sports is no different from following celebrities. I guess that may be true on some level. But personally, I think knowing a pitcher's ERA is slightly less creepy than knowing what Angelina Jolie eats for breakfast every morning. There's quite literally no reason why you need to know that. [HT: Fanhouse]

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