Cristiano Ronaldo has New University Student Girlfriend
dirtytackle.net 2/11/2009 — I guess Cristiano Ronaldo got tired of Alyona Haynes and her millionaire husband’s penchant for chatting with the press because he has apparently ditched her for an 18-year-old Manchester University student. Says The Sun (who have a couple pictures of the girl, as well as one of them ...

Cristiano Ronaldo carnival float shows you more than you wanted to see
offthepost.info 2/26/2009 — C-Ron’s ball control lets him down This slightly disturbing carnival float was photographed in Torres Vedras in Portugal. As you can see, it depicts Cristiano Ronaldo sitting atop the world surrounded by a bevy of beauties, but seemingly not surrounded by any decent underwear ...

Cristiano Ronaldo develops a new interest
offthepost.info 3/23/2009 — Man Utd star can’t get enough of watches If you thought Sir Alex Ferguson had become a father figure to Cristiano Ronaldo, it looks like you might be right because the duo are now developing similar interests. The Portuguese winger has developed Daddy Fergie’s love of watches. But ...

Cristiano Ronaldo handed airport tunnel bill
offthepost.info 2/20/2009 — C-Ron still feeling the cost of Ferrari crash Cristiano Ronaldo has been told to pay up £20,000 to repair the damage he caused when he crashed his Ferrari into a tunnel at Manchester Airport. The airport authorities have written to the Manchester United star’s insurers requesting that ...

Cristiano Ronaldo opens a new fashion boutique in Madrid
thespoiler.co.uk 3/25/2009 — Winger will have somewhere to go after training next season Last summer we were the first to tell you about CR7, the fashion boutique that Cristiano Ronaldo opened in Madeira and gave to his sister Elma. Since then, the Manchester Utd star has opened ...

Crying Wolf: Cristiano Ronaldo’s reputation catches up with him
101greatgoals.com 3/3/2009 — “If you see the replay on TV you can see he kicked me in the foot and that is why I am limping. But it is the ref’s decision and we have to respect it. It was not the right decision but with the pressures of the game, it is so quick. He ...

B-Day: Cristiano Ronaldo Turns 24
kickette.com 2/11/2009 — image via EMPICS/KEYSTONE Press Happy birthday, C-Ron! We’ve said it before , and we’ll say it again: hate to see you leave, but love to see you walk away. According to the ever-reliable, often referenced, Love Meter ...

The Cristiano Ronaldo Float Is Not Shy About Its Manhood [Soccer]
deadspin.com 2/26/2009 — Portuguese soccer fans at Carnival celebrated Cristiano Ronaldo 's ... um ... yep , I think that's an enormous ball hanging out of his shorts. NSFW, I guess? [ Die Presse ]

DTotD: So Wrong
dirtytackle.net 4/21/2009 — An entire compilation of harsh tackles on Cristiano Ronaldo. It’s one of those things you kind of feel bad for enjoying, but still enjoy nonetheless. Like use of the word “retard” or, I don’t know, seeing Cristiano Ronaldo in pain.

Cristiano Ronaldo Is The Pits. Get It?
deuceofdavenport.com 11/12/2008 — It's not easy being cheesy. It's actually hard work but if there's one guy who will go all out, it's Cristiano Ronaldo. Whether it's rocking the short shorts, the pastels or the cheesedick accessories like the murse (man purse), he puts in work like Kool Moe Dee. Most times he maintains his ...

David Beckham-Cristiano Ronaldo: Not As Different As You May Think — Bleacher Report - EPL 3/4/2009
Okay, before you start ripping me about the headline, please read the article. This in no way has anything to do with there soccer abilities. Here it is plain and simple. Beckham: Great, not good player. Ronaldo: One of the greatest players ever. I ...

Taylor denies tunnel bust-up with Ronaldo — ESPNsoccernet 3/5/2009
Steven Taylor swiftly dismissed claims he was involved in a furious tunnel bust-up with Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo.

Cristiano Ronaldo Tormentor Bennett Should Have Gone To Specsavers — Bleacher Report - EPL 3/5/2009
Steve Bennett, the referee who is blind to any all out assaults on Cristiano Ronaldo, should have gone to Specsavers. It now transpires that he issued Steven Taylor with a yellow card for the tackle he made on Ronaldo. The three officials at the ...

"Rubbish Footballer:" Ronaldo and Taylor's Alleged Tunnel Bust-Up — Bleacher Report - EPL 3/5/2009
During the walk back the the dressing room at half time at St. James' Park, a row started between Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo and Newcastle defender Steven Taylor. It was during the 2-1 United win on Wednesday night, when they had ...

"Rubbish Footballer:" Ronaldo and Taylor's Tunnel Bust-Up — Bleacher Report - EPL 3/5/2009
During the walk back the the dressing room at half time at St. James' Park, a row started between Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo and Newcastle defender Steven Taylor. It was during the 2-1 United win on Wednesday night, when they had ...