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Cubs Fans Have Officially Gone Insane
Cubs Fans Have Officially Gone Insane
If there's one thing I've learned from watching political coverage this year, it's that if you don't like something, you should turn it off. Sure, it might make you a less informed citizen, but it also won't turn you into a raving lunatic who wants to tear his eyeballs out because DICK MORRIS OH MY GOD I HATE YOU . Like I said: turning things off is important. So it goes with the Cubs. ...
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Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Completely Useless By September” Edition
Hire Jim Essian — ... I hope everyone had a nice good freakout over Zambrano, especially now that it looks like it was probably a total waste of your time. I THOUGHT STUFF LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENED TO THE CUBS! Suck it, fatty. Speaking of which, remember in 2003 when Shawn Estes had that shockingly good start which was a huge lift for the Cubs? It’s not quite the same, but last night was pretty awesome. What in the hell is this? Or this? The 1908 Cubs had a pretty awesome ...

Carlos Quentin's Season Could Be Over
Foul Balls — ... Original version of this article read as such: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (kills self) Since it's September, that means it's a time of panic in Chicago. Cubs fans are dealing with a five-game losing streak, and the thoughts of another late season collapse have entered their fragile psyches. Evidence of this can be seen in the fan's reactions to the recent fears that ...

Carlos Quentin's Season Could Be Over
FanHouse — ... Since it's September, that means it's a time of panic in Chicago. Cubs fans are dealing with a five-game losing streak, and the thoughts of another late season collapse have entered their fragile psyches. Evidence of this can be seen in the fan's reactions to the recent fears that ...

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