DaMarcus Beasley Avoids Gold Cup

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theurbanbackpacker theurbanbackpacker posted 6/15/2007 from theurbanbackpacker.blogspot.com [flag]
Rather than make the arduous seven second trek back to the dressing room to relieve the pressure on his kidneys, American midfielder DaMarcus Beasley decided to whip it out and give that brown patch a little H-2-OHHH! OH YEAH! (warning: contains penis) [link]

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DaMarcus Beasley is a player on the US Soccer team, and apparently doesn't know how to use a toilet, or how to use a towel to cover himself, or have any sense of modesty, because rather than head back to the locker room to relieve himself, he just whips it out and goes right there on the sideline. (WARNING: Not for women who are easily flustered; i.e. NSFW, maybe.)