Dana Jacobson Has The Sole Appropriate Reaction To The Mike And Mike Roast

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Woody Paige … Dana Jacobson: The Cold Pizza Curse!
Published 1/14/2008 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
Well, not totally, but maybe! Woody, after all, was notorious for his “Bimbo Brigade” at Cold Pizza (aka Vietnam), and he’s still facing that sexual harassment suit from a makeup designer who worked on the set of the show. And now, in a story getting some nice internet play (here, too), perky host Dana Jacobson apparently got shitfaced in Atlantic City at a roast for those muteable radio guys, Mike & Mike. What’s next, are we going to find out that Jay Crawford was the weak link to the show’s softball ...

The News
Published 1/15/2008 by mondesishouse at Mondesishouse.com
... --Bummed that you missed the Mike and Mike Roast? You're in luck! The train wreck is beautifully recapped. Highlights include: **Dana Jacobson's incoherent, Belvedere-swilling rant, finally pulled off stage by Professional Roaster Jeffrey Ross and Eddie Griffin, perhaps better known as Deuce Bigalow's pimp. **The surprising news that Hosts Trey Wingo and Mark Schlereth were horrible leading off the show. Surely Schlereth would be upset that this reporter punched him in the mouth and then threw him under the bus. **More surprising news that ...

An Incredible Moment In Sports Radio (Related) History
Published 1/15/2008 by GC at Can't Stop The Bleeding
While Deadspin and others were all over Dana Jacobsen allegedly embarrassing herself at the Greenberg/Golic Roast last Friday, the Press Of Atlantic City’s Scott Cronick reported an incident far more noteworthy - a decent line from Eddie Griffin! On Greenberg hosting a recent ABC game show, Nick Bakay quipped,”they called it ‘Duel’ because the only two people who watched it shot each other. Mike Greenberg is to hosting game shows what Michael Vick is to hosting dog shows.” “Mike & Mike are so ...

Joe Namath would like to kiss Dana Jacobson
Published 1/16/2008 by The Sports Hernia at The Sports Hernia Blog
Cheers Dana, somebody had to treat it like the shitshow it was so destined to be. Dana Jacobson drinks and curses like a sailor (Deadspin) Dana Jacobson is a vodka drinker (Awful Announcing) That wild Dana Jacobson (It is About the Money, Stupid)

JEFF ROSS' INTRO TO THE MIKE & MIKE ROAST
Published 1/18/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for cybernetic chimpanzees
... I'm not sure how Jeffrey Ross can be so mediocre at stand-up but so amazing at celebrity roasts, but who cares as long as he's calling Mike & Mike boring and ugly and making fun of Mike Ditka's impotence.  Man I would have loved to have been in the audience for this.  Because I totally would have taken advantage of Dana Jacobsen.  Hey, I like a handsome woman with a strong jaw. ...

It's Time To Tug At Those Heart Strings
Published 1/23/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
... , but I heard all about what went on there. Including ESPN's Dana Jacobsen getting incredibly drunk, and saying some things she probably shouldn't have said . Things like "Fuck Notre Dame" and "Fuck Touchdown Jesus" and of course, "Fuck Jesus." The statements were directed at Charlie Weis, but it's hard to to say "Fuck Jesus" without pissing off a lot of people, and Dana has pissed off a lot of people. The Catholic League, which is kinda like the Justice League I imagine, would like an apology. From ...

Unverifed Voracity Is Reminded
Published 1/25/2008 by Brian at mgoblog
... While we're on the topic of Notre Dame, Deadspin's been giddy about reports that Dana Jacobsen, a Michigan alum, got blotto at a roast for Mike & Mike and said intemperate things. An anonymous tipster unfamiliar with the proper use of the shift key says these things were said: ...

Backyard Scrawler: Get Out of the Kitchen and Let’s Talk Sports
Published 2/21/2008 by mondesishouse at Mondesishouse.com
... However, Stan was obviously inebriated as he kept slurring the phrase “I wanna kiss you” to Karen Price of the Tribune-Review. Oh, and, right about that time Shelly Anderson of the Post-Gazette chugged a bottle of Belvedere after and screamed “F… Jesus!” ...

Kevin Love Has Made His Decision, and It Will Blow Your Mind
Published 4/17/2008 by KC Cal at The Play in California
... is unbelievable. This. Has to be. The. Silliest Thing. I’ve ever heard. In my life. Am I dreaming? KL: No you aren’t Skip. In fact, for a small price, I can make it so that you’ll be living out one of your dreams. Wink wink. Stuart Scott: Booya! Do you know where you’ll be headed? Booya! KL: Great question Stu! I’m not sure yet, but I’ve gotten calls from New York and Los Angeles. It should be exciting. Dana Jacobson: Glug glug glug glug glug. Fuckin’ Charlie Weis and his Pop Tart eating fat ass. Fuck ...

Would you do...Dana Jacobson?
Published 6/13/2008 by The Big Picture (noreply@blogger.com) at The Big Picture
Why we might: The easy answer: Likes to paaaar-taaaay. The more in-depth answer: Our respect for her couldn't be higher after getting blitzed and performing career suicide at that ESPN roast thing a while back. When you have to put up with those people on a daily basis, swigging some Belvedere from the bottle and using naughty language seems like pretty normal behavior. And, hey, we like to swear. And we like vodka. And yeah, fuck Notre Dame! Match made in Heaven. ...

"Would you do... Round 4" Tournament: No. 5 Wendi Nix vs. No. 12 Dana Jacobson
Published 9/23/2008 by The Big Picture (noreply@blogger.com) at The Big Picture
... Can another No. 12 pull off one of the most common upsets? No. 5 Wendi Nix: Why we might: Sexy blond hair. Why we might not: Boston native. Regular season "record": 89% yes-11% no. No. 12 Dana Jacobson: Why we might: Likes to paaaar-taaaay. Why we might not: The NFL season opener is on Jacobson's forehead. Regular season "record": 61% yes-39% no. Blond or brunette? Sultry or surly? Tell all in the ...