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Bernard Pollard, stripper
Construda — Not really. But as long as we're giving deserved love today to athletes in our backyard, the former South Side High School (Fort Wayne), Purdue Boilermaker and now Kansas City Chief safety Bernard Pollard is apparently impersonating a stripper from The Summit City in this HBO Hard Knocks clip . We've frequented a few (ok, a lot) of the gentleman's clubs in Fort Wayne, and certainly don't know which stripper he's dancing like. Usually, we're too hammered to remember who's who at Showgirls 3, Shangra La, etc. And, yes, we know that's a bad thing. Especially since a good percentage of the stripper's are soul-less whores with ass acne and herpes. Also, one of our buddies played against Pollard in high school. He went across the middle and met Mr. Pollard. Said friend claimed it was the hardest hit he's ever taken. (High five: ...