Dane Cook Slams Bill Simmons, Boston Braces for Apocalypse

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Dane Cook Slams Bill Simmons, Boston Braces for Apocalypse
As far as comics go, we’re not that into Dane Cook. To be fair, we haven’t given the guy a chance, despite many, many efforts from a relative who urges us to ‘listen to this shit, it’s funny!’ All we know about Cook is that he’s in a movie with Jessica Alba (supposedly, it’s terrible; we may see it just for Alba), he’s used Myspace to become a ... [link]

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WHEN UNFUNNY PEOPLE STOP BEING POLITE...
Published 9/17/2007 at With Leather
... ...And start getting REAL.  ...

Random Blather
Published 9/17/2007 by Andrew at The Grand National Championships
... Bill Simmons! Dane Cook! It’s the shittiest feud since Eamon and Frankee! Don’t make me explain the reference, just trust me, okay. I’m already pissed I know that. ...

In defense of, and ripping of, Bill Simmons (Dane Cook gets no defense)
Published 9/18/2007 by Gilbert at Obscure Sports Quarterly
... So whose side am I on in a battle between two overhyped internet celebrities — Simmons’ side. Years ago, Simmons was one of the most entertaining sports writers on the Internet and was funny. Simmons isn’t nearly as good as he used to be, but he can still be a good read sometimes. Dane Cook was never funny. Ever. How a bad comedian gets to be a lead actor in Hollywood I’ll never figure out. Cook has also managed to be MLB’s spokesman in their commercials for the playoffs, which are horrible, much worse than Tommy Lasorda’s postseason commercials from a year ago. ...

BLOGS VS. THE SPORTS GUY
Published 9/18/2007 by Vegas Watch at EPIC CARNIVAL
... cat fights. And even then, the attention has been focused on anything but his writing. ...

Bostonians On Cook v. Simmons
Published 9/18/2007 by theoriginaljd at Six Pack Sports Report
... For those of you who haven't seen the transcript of Dane Cook's ESPN Chat (this seems like a good time to ask, why the fuck was Dane Cook doing a chat on ESPN?) you have probably missed Dane taking some shots at The Artist Formerly Known As the BSG. Now this feud has huge implications for the Boston community because there is nobody that 20 something year old girls love more then Dane Cook, and their popped collar wearing boyfriends can't get enough of Simmons which makes this potentially the most divisive issue in the history of Boston. It would be less polarizing if Bill Buckner took a dump on the State House lawn. Luckily I have some significant contacts in the Boston entertainment community and I decided to ask them where they stood on Cook v. Simmons after the jump. ...


Published 9/21/2007 by Aaron at AaronGleeman.com
... When one of my favorite people begins feuding with one of my least-favorite people, choosing sides is amazingly easy. Of course, I could still potentially be ...

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