Darko is a Serbian gangster!

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Darko's Venemous Tirade
Published 9/5/2007 by Bethlehem Shoals at FanHouse
... that Darko will be heavily fined by FIBA and possibly banned for a year. This has nothing to do with the NBA, obviously, but builds on the myth of the one, the only, Serbian Gangster. ...

DARKO MILICIC IS A BAD, BAD MAN
Published 9/5/2007 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for cybernetic chimpanzees
... All of the stories that pertain to this are in some weird unAmerican language, so I'm gonna have to take FanHaus's word for it on the translation: apparently Serbia's national team got hosed by the refs in a loss to Greece, and Serbian gangster/NBA enigma ...

Darko Milicic is Coming For Your Daughters
Published 9/6/2007 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
If you're anything like me, you have no idea what in the hell Darko Milicic just said in that interview. Of course, if you're like me, you also work with somebody who's fluent in Serbian and can translate it for you. The only problem is that she hasn't seen this video yet. Luckily there are other Serbians on the planet who have and have done the translating. Turns out Rasheed Wallace was right. Darko is a Serbian gangster . According to FanHouse, this is a ...

Darko: I'm Not Angry Anymore
Published 10/13/2007 by Tom Ziller at FanHouse
... himself once said this:"I'm telling you, Darko is a Serbian gangster. Darko's got some bodies back there (in Serbia-Montenegro). He can go psycho on guys."Sorry if I'm not convinced Darko's cuddly all of a sudden. ...

Rasheed: Vlad Rad = Borat
Published 11/17/2007 by Tom Ziller at FanHouse
... Ah, Sheed. He certainly knows how to peg those funky Euros. Though he might be stretching it a little here; Vlad Rad clearly understands American culture more astutely than Borat, as seen in this stunning dance move. ...

NBA Owners Ranked By Street Cred, in Reverse Order
Published 4/30/2008 by Ziller at Sactown Royalty
... 8. Sen. Herb Kohl, Bucks | Subpoena power, bitch. 7. Paul Allen, Blazers 6.Stan Kroenke, Nuggets | 'Stache of doom. 5. Robert Johnson, Bobcats | Draft day slip due to vociferous Hillary backing. 4. Jerry Buss, Lakers | DUIs and Paris Hilton. And a PhD, for the academic set. 3. Bruce Ratner, Nets | Brooklyn and Hova. America's at attention for the next decade. 2. Clay Bennett, Sonics | Like Darko, Bennett's got bodies back there. 1. Joe and Gavin Ma-f*ckin-loof. ...