Darren Fletcher Knocked Unconscious By a Toilet Door

Links (5)

Daily Dose 3.10.08
Published 3/11/2008 by Laurie at The Offside
Daily Dose 3.10.08 By: Laurie | March 10th, 2008 Some news to read as you buy medical records at a surplus store: Bob is back!!! ( Portland Timbers Offside ) Maradona sings a duet. Kind of. ( Macrochip ) Got vlog? Then Reuters wants you. (Oh, come on. It’s “video blog.” Duh.) ( Reuters ) Euros without WAGs? The tabloids say no way. Help them decide who to support. ( World Cup Blog ) Those toilet doors can be vicious . ( Manchester United Offside ) Q & As with Chivas USA’s Ante Razov ( SoccerLens ) 2585 ...

Yet Another Weird Sports Injury as Manchester United's Darren Fletcher Gets Attacked by a Toilet Door
Published 3/11/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... Leeds player David Batty had a child run over his ankle with a tricycle And just this past weekend, Dundee's Derek Lyle missed a match after falling through a coffee table and cutting his stomach. He is also thrice divorced and lives in a van down by the river. That's it for now, at least until some other athlete gets hurt in a stupid way or gets attacked by an inanimate object. We can only hope that happens soon. Darren Fletcher Involved in Incident With Toilet Door. Nope, It’s Not What You ...

Man U Knockout: When Bathroom Stalls Attack
Published 3/11/2008 by Tuffy at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... this week. Yes, they lost to Portsmouth in the FA Cup quarters after missing on numerous point-blank chances and then seeing their backup keeper sent off, placing defender Rio Ferdinand in the box to flail at the winning penalty kick. (Watch out for that… what?) However, that pain must seem rather tame to Darren Fletcher , the Man U midfielder, after the Old Trafford home locker room attacked him last week after a Champions League match and knocked him unconscious. To wit, the bathroom stall door fell on his head . Fletcher bled profusely and looked rather stunned to have ...

SOCCER PRO ATTACKED BY BATHROOM STALL
Published 3/11/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for cybernetic chimpanzees
... you don't, do you?  That kind of lazy lack of awareness explains Britain's substantial decline in military might.  Have I ever expected a bathroom door to fall on my head?  Every time I drop anchor, friends.  Some say I'm paranoid; I say the U.S. Marine Corps prepares you for anything life can throw at you.  And guess what?  I've never been hit in the head by a shoddily-made (probably British, pfft) bathroom door.  U-S-A! U-S-A! [The Offside via FanIQ] 

Darren Fletcher Can’t Get No Respect
Published 3/12/2008 by Daryl at The Offside
... . The poor fella was knocked unconscious and needed stitches, which probably explains why he didn’t feature in last weekend’s FA Cup defeat against Portsmouth. Nick on Man Utd Offside is ruling out sabotage for now, which leaves bad luck as the only explanation. Seems somehow typical of Fletcher’s career at United, where he’s put in some solid displays and scored ...