DAVID BECKHAM IS A GENTLEMAN

Ah, romance.  You arrive at the big event dressed to the nines in your big black shiny car, then help your lovely date exit the vehicle, being careful to shield her crotch from the paparazzi attempting to get up-skirt photos.  Sounds like my senior prom, but no: it's just another day for the Beckhams. I have to applaud Becks's restraint here.  Had I been responsible for Posh's ... [link]