David Ortiz is Going to Kill Me Someday

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 David Ortiz is Going to Kill Me Someday
There's something inherently horrifying about watching David Ortiz running the bases. Not because I'm concerned for anyone who gets in his way, but because when he's motoring around the bases, breaking ass like an escaped convict on a Corn Pops and Red Bull bender, he's invariably going to slide. And when he commits to a slide, my entire world freezes like a goddam Slush machine. My mind ... [link]

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