DC vs. Chivas Tonight: Set Your DVR's to "Stun"

After a one week sabbatical MLS Primetime Thursday is back and holy un-PC Jerry Lewis does this have the potential to be a off the meter. D.C. United vs. Chivas USA - the only way this could get better is if a 2 p.m. press conference is called to announce that the rules have been changed to allow a 3rd team to play, clearing the way for New England to take the field as well. So to help ... [link]