Dear Diary: Tim Tebow, MD
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TIM TEBOW, SURGEON.
Published 4/14/2008 by Orson Swindle at EDSBS
Someone beat us to the satire, but like good ingredients, you needn’t add much to plate it and go: according to Chris Fowler on Gameday Saturday, Tim Tebow performed not just medical procedures during his last trip to the Philippines, but “used a scalpel” under the supervision of medical types. Meaning: Tim Tebow, Jungle Surgeon, lives.
This makes us unbelievably queasy to think about, and not because Tim Tebow could slice precious hand ligaments, forever damaging his non-throwing hand in the process. (Fumbles, kids. They kill more people every year than tetanus. This statistic brought to you by the Swindle School ...

