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SAINT ANDREW'S NET: SEXUAL PREFERENCE!
Published 4/15/2008 at With Leather
... Food Court Lunch writes a letter to golf balls.  When some asshole announces he plays with 90 compression Balatas and asks what balls you play with, the proper response is "my own". ...

Facial Hair Helps You Hit [Blogdome]
Published 4/15/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
• Manny's magic mustache. [Red Sox Monster] • In (more) praise of the great Stan The Man. [Baseball Legends] • The lower tier of sideline reporters can be downright depressing. [SportsWrap] • The ball will just not get in the hole. [Food Court Lunch] • The NBA MVP race, as seen by "The Wire." [The On-Deck Circle] • Ozzie Guillen, changing his mind. [Tremendous Upside Potential] • Florida is breaking its BCS trophies. [Losers With Socks] • Any good free agents ...

Blog Patrol: That Clearly Wasn't A Foul. Our Team Never Fouls. Ever.
Published 4/15/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... that means. [SPORTSbyBROOKS] Will Clark was apparently quite an asshole. [Deadspin] Todd McShay and Mel Kiper Jr. get into a fight on the radio. [The Big Lead] Melo got some special treatment after his arrest. I'm shocked! [With Leather] Manny rocks the porn stache. [Red Sox Monster] Sideline reporting is still extremely dangerous. [Awful Announcing] Get in the damn hole! [Food Court Lunch] The world's longest dunk (mildly NSFW language). [On 205th ...

Blog-A-Roni: Jackie Chan Kicks It w/The Dodgers
Published 4/15/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... hoping the results can help disqualify Western athletes & give more medals to China. • DEUCE OF DAVENPORT passes along news that Dan Marino will be giving this year’s commencement speech for the University of Pittsburgh. • JOE SPORTS FAN can’t find any relief, as this Wrigley visitor decides to turn a urine trough into a Slip ‘n’ Slide . • RUMORS AND RANTS is happy to see the return of Randy Johnson’s mullet . • FOOD COURT LUNCH gets mad at The Masters’ golf balls . • THE ANGRY T compares this year’s Detroit Tigers with the ...