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Delicate dilemma for Cowboys' Wilson
Delicate dilemma for Cowboys' Wilson
It's a sensitive topic, male impotence, especially in the world of big-time professional sports. That's one reason Cowboys quarterbacks coach Wade Wilson says he was talking in code saying he was trying to improve his " quality of life " when he previously explained his use of banned substances to treat complications from his diabetes. Last week, Wilson was fined $100,000 by the NFL ...
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    Describing an impotence cure as a quality of life improvement has gotta be the understatement of the year.
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He Must Be Stopped
Leave the Man Alone — ... We all know that he gets his jollies suspending misbehaving millionaires. And we know that the long arm of the law got the best of one Wade Wilson, QB Coach for the Dallas Cowboys. Wilson was suspended 5 games with pay and fined $100,000 for using a banned substance. Nevermind that Wilson was purportedly using HGH for treating his diabetes. It goes deeper. Well, lower. Wilson was using banned substances to treat the most sensitive of all male diseases - impotence. ...

Shoot Me Up A Winner, Bobby
Insomniac's Lounge — ... Fortunately for Rick Ankiel, even if he is proven beyond a reasonable doubt to have received this shipment, a figure from another sport has provided a unique rationalization for such a purchase. You may recall that the NFL recently suspended former Bears assistant coach and current Cowboys quarterback coach Wade Wilson for five games after they learned that he too had received a shipment of HGH. Thursday, Wade Wilson revealed that while he was using the drug as a performance enhancer, it was for a much different type of performance than its typical use. Wilson was experimenting with HGH to treat impotence that was brought on by his diabetes and is not treatable by conventional methods. He purchased the substances from a "Florida rejuvenation clinic" for between $3,000 and $4,000. Wow- that is one expensive erection. If only he had seen the private pictures of Vanessa Hudgens- he ...

Impotence And The One Diabetes
Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos — It just keeps getting better for Dallas Cowboys quarterback coach Wade Wilson. First he gets nailed for using HGH. The NFL suspended him for five games and fined him $100,000. If that wasn't bad enough, he just had his excuse blown open by the media . Wilson claimed that he was taking the HGH to deal with diabetes and "improve the quality of his life". Apparently quality of life meant impotence and not just diabetes. Wilson said he was trying to get around the subject. Wilson came up in the Albany County DA's investigation into anti-aging clinics, pharmacies and doctors. These places signed prescriptions for unseen patients. "Wilson said he chose that alternative because he knew his regular doctors probably wouldn't approve the treatment." Did he choose the ...

NFL Suspension of Wilson too "Hard"?
Construda — No male wants to come out and face the fact that they just can't get it up anymore. It is embarrassing enough around your wife or hooker, but what if the entire sports world found out? That is what happened to Dallas Cowboys QB Coach Wade Wilson. Turns out Wilson couldn't get Mr. Happy......well Happy. Last week Wilson was suspended for 5 games for using a banned substance. All Wilson was trying to do, as he put it, was trying to "improve his quality of life." Something is not right when you get suspended for trying to "relaunch" your rocket. He is not even a player, so who cares if he take supplements to give the no-handed salute for his wife. Maybe Wade should take a page from "Iron" Mike Ditkas book: ...

Wade Wilson Used HGH To Treat Impotence
FanHouse — ... He technically wasn't lying. Studies have shown that male diabetics around the age of 50 can become impotent ... so using HGH to improve his "quality of life" with diabetes was true, from a certain point of view. Viagra or other common impotence medicines don't usually work on diabetics. ...

FanHouse: Mon AM 'Seven Deadly Sins of Sunday' Edition
John Clifford Ness — ... : He technically wasn't lying. Studies have shown that male diabetics around the age of 50 can become impotent ... so using HGH to improve his "quality of life" with diabetes was true, from a certain point of view. ...

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construda.blogspot.com 9/7/2007 — No male wants to come out and face the fact that they just can't get it up anymore. It is embarrassing enough around your wife or hooker, but what if the entire sports world found out? That is what happened to Dallas Cowboys QB Coach Wade Wilson. Turns out Wilson couldn't get Mr. Happy......well Happy.
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