Nuggets Announcer’s Pants Suddenly Feel Funny
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
Great video find today by FANIQ , which has Nuggets TV announcer Chris Marlowe (yeah, the volleyball guy) in need of some CPR after watching Nugs Cheerleader Bridget’s boobies bounce all over the place: Bouncing Nuggets Cheerleader Bridget Makes Chris Marlowe's Pants Feel Funny (Announcer: “*GULP* … A festive atmosphere tonight!”) Marlowe is the primary Olympic Beach Volleyball announcer for NBC, so you would think he’s seen that a few times before on-camera. But Bridget still took him to 7-Eleven on the shot (”Big Gulp”). More pics of Bridget and video after the jump. Here’s Bridget’s bio page on the Nuggets site . Piccies: Bouncing Nuggets Cheerleader ...
Daily Dump: Erin Andrews In Semis Of Would You Tourney, Paula Creamer Chats Up Blogger, Beckham Chats Up Boss’s Daughter, Cheerleader Drives Men Nuts & Paris Hilton Back On Market
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football —
Translating Hungarian FHM can be an all day affair.
Ball State took another step towards a perfect season last night and begs the question, “Would my team beat Ball State?”
Notre Dame
Michigan
UCLA
Washington
Washington State
South Carolina
LSU
Oregon
We could go on and on. All of those teams are ranked behind the Cardinals or not at all. BC feels confident Scrotum State could go 5-3 against those schools. That should tell you something about your football ...
Morning Blogdome: I Don't Believe What I Just Saw! [Morning Blogdome]
Deadspin —
For those about to blog, blogdome@deadspin.com salutes you. No! Not possible!: All right, welcome back to um ... yeah ... where are we again? [Fan IQ] He is a snappy dresser: Someone really wants Joe Maddon to be the Sportsman of the Year. Believe it or not, it isn't Joe Maddon! [Bugs and Cranks] What a shocker: Hey, Mercury Morris is back. Awesome. [Brown Is The New Black] A Bird Song for Ricky: Loyola (MD) head coach Jimmy Patsos spent sometime at his last game sitting in the stands, hiding from the ...
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MEGAN FOX
The World of Isaac —
More Megan Fox {on205th} Just watch this video...you won't regret it {FanIQ} Top Hollywood Butter Faces {Gunaxin} Blogger takes hilarious pot shot at The World of Isaac {Moondog} Pacman is sexiest man alive? {This is God Given} NFL quarterbacks as Food Network Stars {HHR} Ball State will replace Detroit Lions {etrue Sports}
The Morning Constitutional
The Sporting Blog —
Fresno State frosh Paul George is dunktacular | The Dagger
Thank goodness for the internet, otherwise the 50 or so people who attended this game would've been the only ones to ever see this:
Yinz Ready for Some Stillers Football? | Who Dey Revolution ...
The Mighty Midget Speaks!
Vent About Sports —
FanIQ with the best video of the day bar none...it's quite bouncy Teixeira to the Red Sox? Over The Monster thinks so Yahoo! Sports Blog with a 5-year old who dribbles like a Globetrotter Rod Benson is thrilled he finally has a stalker Juiced Sports Blog I love when anyone takes a shot at Notre ...
SO… HYPNOTIC…
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
YouTube of the Year Award goes to FanIQ, which found this break in game action from the Grizzlies-Nuggets game. And, hubbida hubbida, the break in game action is way way better than the game action. That’s Nuggets Dancer Bridget, for those of you already planning your next stalkation to Colorado.
Favorite Quote: “Whatever there be of progress in life comes not through adaptation but through daring, through obeying the blind urge.”
I completely agree. It’s daring if I follow the blind urge to masturbate in an internet cafe, yes? ...
Denver Cheerleaders Are Bouncy
Intentional Foul —
After watching that, I feel like quoting some lyrics from that song Tigger sings whenever he’s bouncing along:
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
I’m not the only one either. The Nuggets announcers enjoyed the show as much, if not more. And if you are offended by us objectifying women, what purpose, exactly, do cheerleaders serve other than the way she just bounced? I’m sure they are all intelligent, respectful human beings.
Unfortunately, ...
Um, What Was I Talking About?
The Slanch Report —
From the Denver Nuggets game the other day, comes this video (via FAN IQ) of one of the Nuggets dancers (Bridget) while the telecast comes out of commercial. There’s something hypnotic about it, particularly in slow motion, that clearly also distracted the announcers. Listen as they start talking and then for some reason get completely off-track and go ...
Hot Clicks: Baseball and TV MVPs
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The choreographer for the Denver Nuggets cheerleaders needs a raise
Sports Crackle Pop —
Thank you FanIQ for bringing us this lovely clip of a Bridget dancing during a break in the Nuggets game. And even greater thanks for slowing the clip down to a basic crawl.
Lost Time Is Not Found Again: Nov. 20, 2008
MOUTHPIECE Blog // A Chicago-Addled Sports Blog —
Lost Time Is Not Found Again is what the MPS blog crew has been reading today.
+ An interview with Tommie Harris about the media. {Mouthpiece Sports.}
+ Spreading the NBA’s wealth, brought to you by Bethlehem Shoals. {The Sporting Blog.}
+ … speaking of Shoals, see Rasheed Wallace’s take on Macrophenominal. {Alana G.}
+ Denver Nuggets cheerleader makes announcers go speechless. {FanIQ.}
+ A case for expanding the NCAA men’s basketball tournament. {Kornheiser’s Cartel.} ...
We Can’t Call Everyone “The Big 3″
RedsArmy.com - The Voice Of Celtics Fans —
AP Photo
My buddy Joe emailed me a rant that I think needs to be shared.
I happened to have the ESPN NBA pregame show on tonight and all throughout they kept referring to the big 3… that would be McGrady, Ming, and Artest of the Houston Rockets. Are you kidding me? Has this been the case since the start of the season? The Big ...
The 10-man rotation, starring 'aye, Captain Jack'
Ball Don't Lie —
A look around the league and the web that covers it. It's also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren't always listed in order of importance. That's for you, dear reader, to figure out. C: SF Chronicle, via FH. Don't expect Stephen Jackson to wear a mask for that injured left eye. PF: MySpaceTV. Paul Brogan's new NBA rap featuring LeBron James, Greg Oden, CP3 and Chris Bosh. SF: Ridiculous Upside. Kobe Bryant and Kevin Garnett support the D-League. SG: Denver Stiffs. Are the ...
That’s How You Come Back From Commercial
The Big Lead —
*Ahem* I think I need a Coors…
H/T to 100% Injury Rate @ FanIQ. He did some digging and found out the true identity of this girl. She sounds like a real keeper. Just great investigative blogging.
For Those Who Blog We Salute You - 11/22
SOX & Dawgs —
Pedroia Family Shrine [Center Field]
Big Papi ‘rumor’: A case study in Sox fan lunacy [Red Sox Monster]
Sometimes You Want to Go Where Everybody Knows Your Name, They’re Always Glad You Came, and No One’s Wearing a Giambi Jersey [Surviving Grady]
You Can Own Ted Williams’ 1987 Suburban [Fenway West]
Pedroia for MVP…but What Was More Satisfying? [Wicked Good Sports]
Mayne Street, Part 4 [Fang's Bites]
Jen Rizzotti [Depth of Field Photo]
Snoop Dogg Randomly Shows Up On Around The Horn [Awful Announcing]
Evan Grant Is A Genius ...
Sunday Dumb Day 11/23
This is God Given —
As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Rihanna performing on the American Music Awards, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Mr. Irrelevant - Wait, The Redskins Had An Actual Mascot
Empty the Bench - The NBA’s Most Depressing Players of 2008-09
The Sports Culture - The Many Gang Sings of OJ Mayo
Big League Stew - Dave Parker And The Greatest Shirt In The History Of Shirts
Gunaxin - The All-Whitey Basketball Team
Alana G - The REAL Shaq Is Really Twittering
The World of Isaac - Stacy Keibler Vs. Blair O’Neal
FanIQ - Denver Nuggets ...
Breakout Stars 2008: Epic Carnival Edition
Epic Carnival —
by Mr. E, Staff Writer Forbes Magazine recently released a list of the individuals that they consider to have "broken out" in the year 2008. If you care about people like the Jonas Brothers or David Archuletta, I recommend clicking on the link. But if you're a male that happens to have a normal testosterone level, I recommend reading on as we break ...

