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DeShawn's Birthday Party: The Photos
DeShawn's Birthday Party: The Photos
DeShawn's Birthday Party: The Photos Feel free to write this in the comments--"why are these guys dressing up and acting silly two hours after they lost a crucial basketball game in back-breaking fashion while i'm paying my hard-earned money for tickets and papa johns pizza and they should be home watching tape and beating themselves with leather straps after losing a game like that not ...
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Thursday Bullets
ESPN.com - TrueHoop — ... The Wizards put a tough loss behind them with wigs, brightly colored sunglasses, and women in tight clothes. ...

DESHAWN STEVENSON'S '80S-THEMED BIRTHDAY
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... Many more photos of the Wiz and other DC celebs like Clinton Portis at D.C. Sports Bog.  Not pictured: George Bush and Dick Cheney as Mike D and Ad-Rock. ...

Links: Candian Shakin’
SLAM Online — ... in the fourth, Avery Johnson has Dirk out there until there were 7 minutes remaining. Dirk looked even worse than Gilbert, even going so far a few times as just falling over instead of taking a hard landing on his bad leg. I was watching the first five minutes of the quarter with my hand over my eyes, just hoping Dirk wasn’t going to get re-injured. He didn’t, as it turned out, but why even risk it? • And how did the Wizards celebrate the loss? By dressing up in ’80s clothes. • Penn State is an interesting place. Do you ...

The 10-man rotation, starring DeShawn's birthday pics
Ball Don't Lie — A look around the league and the web that covers it. It's also important to note that the rotation order and starting nods aren't always listed in order of importance. That's for you, dear reader, to figure out. C: D.C. Sports Bog. Incredible photos of DeShawn Stevenson's '80s-themed 27th birthday party. PF: SLAM Online. Zeke, Jordan, Kobe ... this week's "Quotemonger" is exceptionally brilliant. Trust me. SF: NBA Basketball and Other Unrelatedness. Careful! Donnie ...

How Did Washington Wizards Get Over Tough Loss? 80's Themed DeShawn Stevenson Birthday Party, Of Course
FanIQ Blog — ... DC Sports Bog sheds some light on why the Wizards might have shut down a few plays too early. There was an 80's themed 27th birthday party to be had for DeShawn Stevenson, replete with everything you'd want ... namely attractive women in scantily clad outfits. ...

PM Roundup: Door Ajar for a Favre Return?
The Big Lead — ... CAA. (George Mason Basketball) Rudy Seanez signs with the Phillies, puts MMA career on hold. (Morning Call) Google is in trouble! Ha. Right. (Business Week) The Detroit Tigers are the only good economic news in Michigan. (M Live) JJ Putz heads to the DL, so everyone scurry to acquire Miguel Batista or Mark Lowe for your fantasy lineup. (USS Mariner) Yes, we wish we went to DeShawn Stevenson’s birthday party. (DC Sports Bog) No more Houston Chronicle for those who live in Austin. (Austin Sports ...

DeShawn Is the Fresh Prince of D.C.
Mr. Irrelevant — It doesn’t bother me that the Wiz partied for DeShawn’s birthday following such a tough loss. It bothers me that such a tough loss doesn’t allow me to enjoy the photos nearly as much as I should. Because they’re fantastic. Programming note: Watch out for killer video from DeShawn’s ’80s party on tomorrow night’s Washington Post Live.

Blog-Jam: Getting Behind On Gisele Butt Rubbing
SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... If I’m playing on cloud nine, I’m trying to get to cloud 10 and actually cloud 11 .” • BUGS & CRANKS has some suggestions to help keep Larry Bowa in the coaching box . Larry Bowa arguing • BASKETBAWFUL believes the Raptors got robbed in Atlanta last night . • LE BASKETBALL catches up with Pat Croce , and learns the former Sixers president is the new commissioner of SlamBall . • DC SPORTS BOG kicks it old school with DeShawn Stevenson and his ‘ 80s-themed birthday party . DeShawn Stevenson 80s birthday party • Michael Radano of ...

Abraham Linkin - 4/3/08
SportsTsar.com — ... St. Petersburg to Vladivostok. President Lincoln, the Tsarist Empire hereby salutes you with this batch of noteworthy sports links: (Phew… all that to set up my new link post title) Even the Kansas City Royals are surprised at their own winning ways (The Sports Hernia) With apologies to my girlfriend, sports came first and I agree - they may be better than sex (AwfulAnnouncing) DeShawn Stevenson had an 80’s themed birthday party at the Sports Tsar wasn’t invited (D.C. Sports Bog) ...

In Appreciation Of Paul Pierce
RedsArmy.com - The Voice Of Celtics Fans — ... get defensive  |  USA Today:  NBA wealth… or College glory? (Pierce quoted)  |  BlackAthlete.net:  Superior team deserves superlatives  |  Taunton Gazette:  Why KG should be MVP  |  SI:  Celtics strictly business  |  Bulls beat Cavs  |  TrueHoop:  What was Allan Houston doing in Phoenix?  |  DeShawn Stevenson’s wild 80’s themed party  |  Larry Brown bored, wants ...

DeShawn’s Birthday
Dime Magazine — Head to the DC Sports Bog for some amazing photos of DeShawn Stevenson’s 80’s-themed birthday party at the Verizon Center’s Collaborations Club . DeShawn rocked a Biz Markie beater with some hysterical accessories, but was still upstaged by his mentor. Gil opted for the fuzzy bucket hat, and the no-shirt-under-jacket look. It was perfectly complemented by the Zach Morris cell phone. “I was gonna come in my birthday suit, but they told me I had to actually put on clothes,” said Arenas , wearing a red-and-black number featuring a Gucci coat and Kangol hat ...

Morning Constitutional: Ewing Does the Impossible
The Sporting Blog — ... | Sports Nation How are the Orioles not on this list? > DeShawn's Birthday Party: The Photos | D.C. Sports Bog The D.C. area continues to have the most outstanding personalities in the entire sporting universe. > ...

Hot Clicks: NBA cheerleaders vs. European cheerleaders
SI.com - Extra Mustard — ... Wizards guard DeShawn Stevenson recently celebrated his birthday by hosting an '80s-themed party. The DC Sports Bog has plenty of pictures from the event and ...

I Am The King Of Rock - There is None HIGHER!
EBSports Blog — ... is DeShawn with some of the Wizards dancers, all of whom were wearing DeShawn-inspired t-shirts, a carry-over from the second half of the loss to the Bucks where they rocked “I can’t feel my face!” half-shirts. Lucky guy. The only time you see large groups of women wearing shirts with my face on them is outside the courthouse whenever there are missing strippers. They’re all “Justice!” and “Put him behind bars!”… as if putting me behind bars is gonna help. That’s where the liquor is. Many more photos of the Wiz and other DC celebs like Clinton Portis at D.C. Sports Bog. Not ...

Wizards React Quotes: Get Bucked, But Don't Sleep in the Heat
Truth About It - Washington Wizards Blog — ... Jamison the black Homer Simpson? [the blowtorch] >> Is Calvin Booth the black Nicholas Cage? [Bullets Forever] >> Agent Zero was still ducking the media yesterday; Etan's still trying to get that sternum healed. [Wizards Outlet] >> Go save some lives already! [My Swog is....] >> DeShawn Stevenson's 80s Birthday Party Part II [DC Sports Bog] >> DeShawn Stevenson's 80s ...

Fake Gilbert Arenas Post
CelticsBlog — ... and pretty much everyone wants to do it too. But I invented that. And DeShawn should know better because he's on my team. Like I told DeShawn the other day, anything he has ever done in his life, I did it first and better. Like his 80s party. My 6th birthday party was an 80s party. And it was in the 80s! Besides I was the best looking guy at DeShawn's birthday party. Although DeShawn will tell you that I can't grow a beard like his. But why would I have a beard contest with Drew Gooden? I'd be like Drew who? Like when Kobe said ...

WIZZNUTZZ — ... INCITE #8 BY now you have read all about DESHAWN STEVENSONs 80s THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! [image] It was awesome, they had Biz Markie DJing and Rubiks toys and costumes and everything! These were our favorite costumes: -Also good was Roxanne Roberts as THE REAL ROXANNE and Coach Eddie Jordan as Sinbad complete with vintage mustard yellow ...

Morning Constitutional: Ewing Does the Impossible
The Sporting Blog — ... | Sports Nation How are the Orioles not on this list? > DeShawn's Birthday Party: The Photos | D.C. Sports Bog The D.C. area continues to have the most outstanding personalities in the entire sporting universe. > ...

Just in case you forgot, DeShawn Stevenson is a very tough man
Bullets Forever — You can question his shot selection from time to time, you can question whether or not he should call people overrated, you can question his beard growing skills, and you can even question his 80's themed parties, but don't question his desire to play.  Just check out ...

Wiz’s Stevenson Wears M. Vick Outfit, Needs Love
SPORTSbyBROOKS — “ Moooooom . Mom! Mom Mom Mom Mom. Mom!” “What is it, my little DeShawn Stevenson of the Washington Wizards?” “ Hi, Mom. ” DeShawn Stevenson 80s birthday party “That’s nice, dear. Hello to you, too.” “… Mom! Moooom Mom Mom MOM! Moooom! ” “What, dear? What?” “… hi, Mom. Look what I got! ” DeShawn Stevenson loves plastic “Yes, dear. Now why don’t you go off and play basketball with your friends that constantly whip your bottom on the court ?” “… MOM! OH MY GOD MOM MOM MOM! Look what I’m wearing to Game 5 of the playoff series ...

Cavaliers vs. Wizards Mayhem Roundup
ESPN.com - TrueHoop — ... as DeShawn: "Hmm, this month has worked out pretty well. I've gone from being a fairly obscure shooting guard--perhaps best-known for my back tattoo featuring my name and uniform number adorned with dollar signs and bullet holes--to a national sports figure with a sizzling beef against one of the NBA's best players and one of hip-hop's biggest stars, backed only by a teenage anthem creator and a little-known D.C. rapper. I've thrown an off-the-wall '80s-themed birthday party, received write-ups on the sites of The New ...

DeShawn Stevenson: Washington Wizards Player Evaluation
Truth About It - Washington Wizards Blog — ... this year's recipient of the Warrior Award. He made it through watermelon knee, grandpa's ankle, and pregnant woman's back without missing a game.....and while turning in the best season of his career. Stevenson also provided a king's share of off-court fodder, while significantly boosting business for The Pride of Fredonia's Sports Bog. DeShawn dubbed himself the Lock Smith, had trouble keeping it real, lost feeling in his face, danced at his 80s birthday party the same night he sprained his ankle and lost to the ...

Player Evaluation: DeShawn Stevenson
Bullets Forever — ... Warrior Award. He made it through watermelon knee, grandpa's ankle, and pregnant woman's back without missing a game.....and while turning in the best season of his career. Stevenson also provided a king's share of off-court fodder, while significantly boosting business for The Pride of Fredonia's Sports Bog. DeShawn dubbed himself the Lock Smith, had trouble keeping it real, lost feeling in his face, danced at his 80s birthday party the same night he sprained his ankle and lost to the ...

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