Detroit sure is serious about punishing underage drinkers

True story: On my seventh birthday, I made the mistake of going ahead and drinking the "special" punch the adults had made and then warned me to stay away from. Wondering why it tasted so different from the virgin Hawaiian variety in the other other bowl, I downed two cups and was going back for thirds before I was stopped by the shrieks of my aunt. Perhaps foreshadowing my days at ... [link]