Devil Rays Owner: “We’re Bursting With Meat!”

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Only 25 men to a MLB roster? Baloney! says Rays owner
Published 5/1/2008 at Big League Stew
... My man David Chalk over at Bugs & Cranks tipped me off to that quote and makes the suggestion that his favorite team adopt "Like two pounds of bologna in a one-pound bag" as its official marketing slogan. Frankly, I couldn't agree more and would definitely buy a t-shirt if one was sold. ...

[THE HANGOVER] Rays Earn Chance To Win Another Series
Published 5/1/2008 by The Professor at Rays Index
... Bugs & Cranks suggests a new slogan for the 2008 Tampa Bay Rays based on recent comments by Stuart Sternberg. "Two pounds of bologna in a one pound bag". We like it. [Bugs & Cranks] ...

Rays Must Answer the Eternal Question - What to Do With Excess Meat Products?
Published 5/1/2008 by Josh Alper at FanHouse
... Rays owner Stuart Sternberg sees it anyway. "I think it's unfortunate we only have 25 slots," he said. "When these guys come back, it's like two pounds of bologna in a one-pound bag." I get the analogy but why such a low-level meat, Stu? You've got a couple of pounds of prosciutto or, at the very least, pepperoni on your hands. It's a good time to be a Rays fan. After years of understocked picnics, their basket is overflowing. (H/T Bugs & Cranks)   Permalink | Email this ...