Sarge said what?! A lap dance? From a "plumper" Valerie Simpson?
blogs.phillyburbs.com 5/12/2008 — In case you were wondering what Sarge Matthews did with his off day on Saturday since the Phillies game wasn't televised, well, let him tell you.

Ashford and Plumper
huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com 5/12/2008 — Oh Sarge....Sarge, Sarge, Sarge..... Please don't refer to a woman, especially a semi-famous woman with a fanbase, as 'plump.' And on television no less. Check out what Sarge Matthews does on his day off...compliments of our friend Pat over at Phils-ville.

Climbing the Ladder with the National League 5/11/2008
seamheads.com 5/12/2008 — Astros climb Central standings Little changed in the NL West this week. The division-leading Arizona Diamondbacks struggled for the first time all season, winning only two games. One of those wins was Brandon Webb's eighth. He went the distance for his eighth win in eight starts this season. Also struggling through a cold week were the San Francisco Giants. Their only win of the week ...

Diamondbacks’ Recipe For Success
dugoutcentral.com 5/12/2008 — Their farm system and ability to smartly evaluate players, both on their own team and others’ teams, will enable the Diamondbacks to stay competitive for seasons to come.

Phillies Notes: Phillies might talk to Burrell, Lidge | Philadelphia Inquirer | 05/12/2008
philly.com 5/12/2008 — SAN FRANCISCO - It's not official Phillies policy. It's a preference. General manager Pat Gillick prefers not to talk about contract extensions until after the season, which was the case last year with centerfielder Aaron Rowand . Gillick believes ...

Appraising Arizona — Chicago Sun-Times :: Chicago Cubs :: 5/12/2008
The significance of sweeping a three-game series from the Arizona Diamondbacks, who entered the weekend with the best record in baseball, might become even clearer in the days ahead for the Cubs. And the measuring sticks will be in how it was done.

Floyd a one-hit wanderer — Chicago Sun-Times :: Chicago White Sox :: 5/12/2008
Twice Gavin Floyd had taken no-hitters into the eighth inning this season. On Sunday, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was just trying to get his right-handed starter to survive the fourth. Looking to sweep the Seattle Mariners for the first time at ...

It's business as usual for MVP Rollins — Major League Baseball News 5/12/2008
Winning the NL East was one thing, but winning the NL MVP Award was something different for Jimmy Rollins. Regardless, it was all just business as usual for the Phillies shortstop in 2007.

Rays sit Floyd against lefty Pettitte — Major League Baseball News 5/12/2008
Cliff Floyd is back, but he wasn't in the lineup Monday night after the Yankees shuffled around their starting rotation due to their rainout in Detroit on Sunday.

Fan dies after fight outside AT&T Park — Major League Baseball News 5/13/2008
The Giants organization remained saddened Monday in the wake of an incident Friday night when an 18-year-old fan leaving the team's game against the Philadelphia Phillies died just outside AT&T; Park when he was punched in the head during an argument.