DO NOT EXTORT TERRELL BRANDON

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Terrell Brandon is a Man of Action
Published 2/23/2008 by Jack Brown at Deceptively Quick
The city of Portland loves Terrell Brandon. Why not? He's from here, loves it here, and seems to be a very good human being. Injuries ended his All-Star NBA career too soon, but the guy doesn't need basketball to be a success. These days he plays lots of tennis, has investments in the community, and organizes cool events like a high school basketball tournament on MLK Day. Add crime-fighting to that list. Wow.

The Bikini Girls Could Still Be In Maxim! [Blogdome]
Published 2/24/2008 by Unsilent Majority at Deadspin
... • The lovely Lambeau Bikini Girls should be in Maxim, but what's with this PG-13 bullshit? [SportsByBrooks] • Video of Drake's Leonard Houston going way up for a pass/shot hybrid. [Mr. Irrelevant] • Large at the Sporting Blog has the best stuff from last night's fight at MSG, including pictures of a battered Irishman. [The Sporting Blogs] Continue after the jump... • Terrell Brandon is making citizen's arrests. [You Been Blinded] • A Blazers dance team member was victorious on American ...

Terrell Brandon Does Citizen Arrest
Published 2/24/2008 by Will Brinson at FanHouse
Filed under: NBA Media Watch, NBA Police BlotterIn what might be an early candidate for "2008's Most Insane Story About an Athlete that Involved Guns but Actually Ended 'Well'", it seems former Cavliers and Timberwolves point guard Terrell Brandon has been engaging in his own form of citizen arresting (unlike Shaq's, this was not authorized by the au-thor-i-tays). From KVAL in Portland via You Been Blinded. Bobby Hayes, 41, was charged with theft by extortion and attempted theft by extortion. Police suspect he wrote ...

Hero: Terrell Brandon Foils Extortion Attempt
Published 2/25/2008 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
Bobby Hayes, a degenerate, left this note in the mail for the 65-year-old mother (via KVAL) of former NFL cornerback Anthony Newman: “U don’t know me, but I know U. I want 10K in cash in a black bag set next to your garage door Friday night. If you tell the police and try to be a hero you will be responsible for the murder of your whole family.” Clearly, a failsafe plan. Much more brilliant than the plot to Inside Man. Except that former NBA point guard Terrell Brandon decided to play hero. He placed a crisp one dollar bill in the ...

High Five
Published 2/25/2008 by Fornelli at Foul Balls
... and didn't have time to write an actual post. The Cubs have a really easy interleague schedule this season. [ Home Run Derby ] Who's going to win the college basketball player of the year? [ Sportable ] Just give Ben another few weeks. Things will be different. [ Waiting For Next Year ] Darren McFadden runs fast, impregnates faster. [ Deuce of Davenport ] If you were thinking of extorting former NBA player Terrell Brandon, you may want to think twice. [ You Been Blinded ]