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profootballtalk.nbcsports.com - 7/2/2009
Do Not Sleep When Cris Carter Is Speaking | ProFootballTalk.com
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The NFL Rookie Symposium is hardly the only work-related seminar to put some of its attendees to sleep. But it's the only one that has a legendary wide receiver on hand to wake you up. Then rip you . Cris Carter reportedly got after a rookie that was dozing off to the former Viking's soothing ...
Asshole of the Week: Cris Carter
stylepointsblog.com - 7/2/2009
Asshole of the Week: Cris Carter
— stylepointsblog.com — I’ve gotta say, I got an early jump on hating this twit. While I won’t sit here... and debate his talents, which were exceptional, I’ve got to say that Cris Carter is one of the great all-time shitheads who’s ever slipped into a uniform. Reports surfaced ... (more) Asshole of the Week: Cris Carter

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screamingsports.com - 7/1/2009
Was Giants WR Ramses Barden the Target of Cris Carter’s Rookie Symposium Tirade?
— screamingsports.com — Uh oh! Did New York Giants rookie Ramses Barden begin his NFL career by pissing future Hall... of Famer Cris Carter off? It's a possibility...find out why I think that by clicking the link. (more) Was Giants WR Ramses Barden the Target of Cris Carter’s ...

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Asshole of the Week: Cris Carter
Style Points — ... of him berating a rookie that fell asleep while Carter was speaking at the rookie symposium in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.  Now, I admit that it can sometimes be constructive to illuminate poor behavior to make a point but truth be told, I fantasize about falling asleep while Cris Carter is speaking.  The sound of his voice makes me want to tear my own ears off, take them down to the county lock up and let prisoners penetrate them.  His smug, haughty manner clouds all of the memories I have of him making incredible sideline catches and dominating football (see most of ...

Texans Down 'N Dirty: Symphonic Edition
Battle Red Blog — ... . It's rare to see Texans players interfere with the law and this new crop of rookies look to continue that tradition. Be thankful we're not the Bengals. I'm fairly certain that none of the Texans rookies happened to be the culprit that dozed off during Chris Charter's speech. The search continues. ...

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