Donte' Stallworth Has An Alien Alter Ego, Is Also Insane

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Donte Stallworth's Alien Friend Nicco [Donte Stallworth Has Visitors]
Published 1/16/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
Donte Stallworth can comfortably be considered the "other" wide receiver on the Patriots. He doesn't have the blow-up-a-game talent of Randy Moss, and he doesn't have the electric, sensuous charisma of the sex bomb that is Wes Welker. It takes a bit for the man to stand out. It takes something dramatic. It takes an alien that lives inside his brain. Well, inside his brain when he's on the field, anyway. The rest of the time he's on Mars. Immediately after Mathis made the tackle, Stallworth pounded the ground and then started punching his legs as if they were defective. Stallworth said that was punishment from his alter ego, Nicco, whom ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Published 1/16/2008 by DCScrap at EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST
Seven MLB stadium demolitions. (Home Run Derby) Colts fans are morons. (Rumors and Rants) The scoop on American Gladiator Siren. (Busted Coverage) The REAL story of Pacman's evening. (Throwing Into Traffic) An interview with Shaun White. (CO-ED Magazine) Donte Stallworth has an alien alter ego. (FanIQ) Jason Garrett is en fuego. (We Suck At Sports) Clowns suck. (Blog of Hilarity) Should PEDs be allowed in sports? (The Sporting Blog) Randy Moss denies allegations. (You Been Blinded) Bill Belichick loves the ...

Around the Blogosphere for 1/16
Published 1/16/2008 by Anthony Hall at MVN Outsider
From MVN’s sports bloggers: Note to Chargers: Giving New England some fresh bulletin board material = bad idea. [The Patriot Act] Michael Warren takes a look back at the Giants-Packers game in week two of the season (Green Bay won, 35-13) and lists some keys to the game for New York in the NFC Championship game. [Giants 101] Joe Gibbs’ lasting legacy on the Redskins will be the impact he’s had on changing Daniel Snyder’s ownership approach. [Hog Heaven] LeBron James scored a season-high 51 points to lead the Cavs to a 132-124 win over Memphis on Tuesday night. [Beale Street Beat] ...