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Douche War: Menage Douche!
Douche War: Menage Douche!
Just like last year, SI has decided to sell magazines by asking obscure athletes inane questions about Pop Culture and align their answers in a crafty grid. I swore on the grave of Kjell Samuelsson that ever should 2 3! NHL players appear in the same week, I would serve as the judge and jury [...]
You See, Mrs. Melnyk Has Been Most Vocal On The Subject Of The Pretzel Monies
You See, Mrs. Melnyk Has Been Most Vocal On The Subject Of The Pretzel Monies
fiveforsmiting.com — As you might have guessed, The Emperor didn't get rich by writing a bunch of cheques, a... singular trick to acquiring unimaginable wealth, or so the tee-vee tells me. I wouldn't know as I have yet to master it (no thanks to you, Bell Canada...jerks). Of course, exactly how he did manage ... (more) You See, Mrs. Melnyk Has Been Most Vocal On The Subject ...
Melnyk wants his $4 million from Heatley
ottawasun.com — It’s payback time for Eugene Melnyk. Sun Media has learned the Senators owner was so furious with... being forced to shell out a $4-million bonus to Dany Heatley, who refused to accept a trade to the Edmonton Oilers on July 1, he has filed a ... (more) Melnyk wants his $4 million from Heatley
Melnyk files grievance
Melnyk files grievance
slam.canoe.ca — It's payback time for Eugene Melnyk. Sun Media has learned the Senators owner was so furious with... being forced to shell out a $4-million bonus to Dany Heatley, who refused to accept a trade to the Edmonton Oilers on July 1, he has filed a grievance ... (more) Melnyk files grievance
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The Morning Bowl (October 30th): The NHL Despises Women And Everything They Stand For
Sportress of Blogitude — ... ] • SI is back at it, pitting hockey player against hockey player in something Hex likes to refer to as “Douche War.” [ Melt Your Face Off ] • Lovie Smith is officially on the Hot Seat in Chicago. I bet that’s nice this time of year. [ ...

Drew Doughty: Douche Genius.
Melt Your Face Off — [image] One of our longest recurring features here at MYFO has been the Douche War , an exercise in showing that not all hockey players are tepid pools of blandness; in fact, some of them are actually insufferable pricks instead.  We get to do a Douche War any time SI.com interviews two hockey players in the same week.  With the start of college basketball and the NBA, there are more annoyed athletes to bother, therefore cutting down on the number of times we see 2 hockey players in a week.  Nonetheless, we check weekly. Last week, Kings defenseman Drew Doughty gave his ...

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