Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes

• albanyhawker

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  Shouldn't the Blue Mother Fucker be named the Matt Hasselbeck?  Have you ever seen his mom Betsy on those Chunky soup commercials?  Mmmm Mmmm Good!

  Posted 7/6/2007 [reply] [flag]

• theoriginaljd

  +4

  I'd just be afraid what might happen if my Kobe got to close to my Amechi. Might need a drink named after Curt Schilling which would just be sunscreen, Christ and pepsi and then call the cops on all the other people drinking.

  Posted 7/6/2007 [reply] [flag]

• chone

  +2

  Red-Headed Slut = Matt Bonner.

  Posted 7/6/2007 [reply] [flag]

• chimprage

  +1

  I'm gonna have to add these comments to an update or something.  Fantastic...

  Posted 7/6/2007 [reply] [flag]

• Arrowhead Addict

  +1

  I've got four other ones over on my blog that you can add to that update as well -- Pacman Jonesin'.

   My fave:

  Three Wise Men = “A Pacman-Tank-Henry”

  Directions: Equal parts Jack, Jim and Johnnie. You knew this was coming.

   

  Posted 7/6/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • chimprage

    +2

    I saw that, those were great, tried to respond but wordpress was jackin me up.  They'll all get added and attributted whenever I get a chance, since i plan on trying a few of these tonight.

    Posted 7/6/2007 [reply] [flag]

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SAINT ANDREW'S NET: SMOKIN' HOT!
Published 7/6/2007 at With Leather
... Deuce of Davenport names drinks after athletes.   Wouldn't it be cool if there was a holiday where you left work at 9:30AM on Friday to attend an all-day happy hour?  In fact, let's start doing this weekly - we'll call it the Sabbath.   ...

Start your weekend early
Published 7/6/2007 by 100% Injury Rate at 100% Injury Rate
... has a great new way for you to enjoy drinking. Assign athlete names to drinks. ...

Friday Reading and Open Thread
Published 7/6/2007 by Chris <info@arrowheadpride.com> at Arrowhead Pride: Front Page Posts
... Deuce of Davenport has a very clever list of drinks that should be named after athletes. ...

Getting Drunk On Athletes, Remembering Larry Doby And Kei Igawa's Losing It
Published 7/6/2007 by The Feed at The Feed
... It's Friday so let's all head out and enjoy a few Doc Goodens, the sunshine and good friends. (Deuce of Davenport) ...

Drive By Linking
Published 7/6/2007 by theoriginaljd at Six Pack Sports Report
... What would a drink menu look like if you named everything after professional athletes? No word on whether or not my Curt Schilling beverage was accepted but the ingredients would obviously have been sunscreen and Christ mixed with something overly dramatic. (Deuce of Davenport) ...

NFL Jonesin’: From Witten’s mom to the Three Wise Men
Published 7/6/2007 by Adam at Pacman Jonesin' | Game Over, Byotch
... Early in the week I unveiled my new “If Everyday People were Pro Athletes” feature, and now Deuce of Davenport has to one up me with “Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes.” Didn’t I just link you? Anyway, here are a few of my own… ...

Blogdome: These Guys Just Killed Out There
Published 7/6/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... • Athletes and their drink names. [Deuce Of Davenport] ...

Lancelot Links
Published 7/6/2007 by josh q. public at josh q. public
... Get your drink on!  Deuce of Davenport ...

Friday Circle Jerk, Vol. III
Published 7/6/2007 by Bloof at 12 Seahawks Street
... Tie one on with your favorite sports idol. Deuce hits two home runs this week, this last one being a nice list of cocktails that should be named after athletes. ...

Blurbs and Links: Part Yod Zayen
Published 7/7/2007 by dswinder at Untitled[.]
... I wonder if Baroid likes a good Barry Bonds every now and again...(Deuce of Davenport) ...

Blog Roundup for 7-7-07
Published 7/7/2007 by tips@sportable.com at Sportable, Where Sports are a Lifestyle
... Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes [Deuce of Davenport]: An entertaining new way to name cocktails. Next time you’re at the bar, don’t ask for a White Russian. Ask for a Kirilenko. Tom Collins (right)? Make that a Kerry Collins. After all, he’s a fan of them* anyway. ...

Blog Show XV Pre-Production Meeting
Published 7/12/2007 by dcsportsguy at Mr. Irrelevant
... Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes [Deuce of Davenport] ...